"Captain Underpants Dershowitz whining that he is named in Epstein scandal documents.

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/07/alan-dershowitz-mocked-for-defensive-tweet-after-hes-named-in-damning-new-epstein-documents/

Trump-defending attorney Alan Dershowitz on Friday posted a defensive tweet hours after he was named in newly unsealed documents pertaining to the late alleged child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

According to the documents, victim Virginia Giuffre alleged that Epstein required her to “have sexual relations with Dershowitz on numerous occasions while she was a minor,” while also alleging Dershowitz “was an eye-witness to the sexual abuse of many other minors by Epstein and several of Epstein’s co-conspirators.”

Additionally, Giuffre claimed that Dershowitz worked on a plea deal for Epstein to avoid getting implicated himself as a co-conspirator in the late billionaire’s crimes.

Reacting to this, Dershowitz claimed that he actually wanted these documents to come out because they helped prove his innocence.

“I demanded release of all documents because they contain emails and manuscripts proving in Guiffre’s own words that she never met me,” Dershowitz wrote. “I knew they would repeat her false accusations against me, Al and Tipper Gore and others, which her own lawyers admit are ‘wrong.'”

Many of Dershowitz’s Twitter followers were not buying his spin, however, and mocked him as “Captain Underpants” in his replies, a reference to his past claims that he kept his underwear on when he received a massage from a young woman at one of Epstein’s properties.

Notice that Dershy deflects by bring up the names of Al and Tipper Gore. Nice try, Captain Underpants. I don't remember Al Gore admitting to getting a massage, with or without underpants.

[Turbineguy]

1. Esptein mined people.

He wanted "respectable" people as friends to give himself cover. Some of them then opened themselves up to be blackmailed.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Just goes to show you, that people who are in power really do believe they are operating

on a different legal level.

[The Wizard]

3. Dersh could be looking at

the wrong side of the big iron gate. He could be a cell block lawyer.

[blueinredohio]

4. He demanded the release of all documents my ass.

He's trying to squirm his way out of it. I hope they're all caught up in it.

[2naSalit]

5. Oh, they are...

Just watch, that big boot is going to be heard around the world when it drops.

[underpants]

6. Bill Richardson is all over these papers

See ya bye.

[Baked Potato]

7. I imagine the contents of Epstein's and Pecker's safes could corroborate

much of this. It’s gonna take a lot of work and evidence to get the truth out on this whole deal.