Anyone Seen William Barr?

[sfstaxprep]

Last he was seen, was walking out of Tuesday's hearing with Coronavirus Denier Louie Gohmert. Who then was diagnosed with Covid the following day.

Supposedly, Barr was tested that day, and came up negative. Reports said that he would be tested again.

NOTHING has been said about him since then.

Possible he's just quarantining, and is not infected. Of course, also possible he tested positive on the 2nd test, and they're keeping quiet about it.

Well, if he is infected, and it does get worse, we'll eventually hear about it. Be tough to keep that secret in the long term.

[soothsayer]

1. Let's hope it's nothing trivial

[Nevilledog]

3. *snicker*

[Ilsa]

21. I see what you did there.

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. His lifelong dream of executing Women and doctors will keep him breathing for a while.

[grumpyduck]

4. Well, if he took a one-way trip to hell,

it'd be okay with me.

[agingdem]

5. God if you exist...

none of this asymptomatic shit for Barr...I want full blown-run-the-gamut-every symptom of Covid 19..the heart thing may be a little tricky, though.....sucking air through a Democratic blue ventilator mask would be a nice touch, too

[underpants]

6. Yeah. He either looks like Ralphie grew up to be an ahole or a giant sized Elton John

Ralphie - A Christmas Story.

[BamaRefugee]

10. Funny you should mention that...I just posted this on Facebook the other day. The top pic is a .gif

but it was too much of a hassle to take it apart and put it back together again here on DU

[underpants]

14. Ralphie - Peter Billingsley - is doing great

Spider-Man
Iron Man
Elf

22 producer credits too

[BamaRefugee]

15. YAY FOR RALPHIE!

[wcmagumba]

7. Wherever fat Goebbels may be you can rest assured he is doing something nefarious...nt

[smirkymonkey]

23. *snort*

"Fat Goebbels"

[pwb]

8. Hunkered down like the rest of us maybe?

He is in the endangered age group.

[jcgoldie]

9. I've seen him

Looks like a fat ugly elton john you cant miss him...

[Sneederbunk]

11. Probably in Cheney's old bunker.

[JHB]

12. Did he get it from Louie Gohmert's mask?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. May Karma's visit be unpleasant to say the least.

[LisaL]

16. You covid test isn't going to turn positive the minute after you are infected.

It takes a while. I am assuming he is in quarantine for 14 days.

[BamaRefugee]

17. Barr has been spotted! Waiting in line at a hydroxychloroquine dispensary.

[yonder]

18. He's paying the piper....Oh wait he is (or was) a piper.

[Act_of_Reparation]

19. I just saw him walking by my house.

Oh. Wait. That was the neighbor's pug.

nvm.

[Brainfodder]

20. Is it bad if we imply that we wouldn't tear up if a piano fell out of the sky and landed on him?

And then was immediately struck by a fireballing meteorite, and then immediately trips and falls feet first into an industrial strength chipper?

Yeah, that's bad I guess, never mind.

[niyad]

22. I'd tear up for the piano.