Still waiting on k-lie's presser. 48 minutes late and counting

[soothsayer]

[soothsayer]

1. Maybe they're setting up chairs outside?

[Nevilledog]

2. She's just touching up her lipstick

[NCDem47]

12. Doppelganger!

[KWR65]

3. Who is k-lie?

[soothsayer]

4. AKA Kayleigh McEnany, WH press secretary

[KWR65]

10. OH! I have another nick name for her, but I won't share it here.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

5. I think they do this to screw with the reporters.

What is the point of having a presser anyway.

She gets asked a question and then looks up the answer in her book.

[soothsayer]

6. True. Why do I watch?

Cuz my tv show isn’t on until 1:30, that’s why!

[empedocles]

7. What an embarassment to have that k lie scum, low-life impose that

on reporters. To ass kiss traitortrump?

[soothsayer]

8. She's on! Waiting for vile faux to cut over

Hurricane stuff is actually more interesting

[soothsayer]

9. Hmm, now doing Beirut

Also more interesting

[soothsayer]

11. Saying fauci said don't stay locked down too long

Drug overdoses, cancer, suicide

[soothsayer]

13. Q. So no lockdown?

Nope

[soothsayer]

14. Q. Why isn't trump negotiating on this cv bill?

He is thru chief of staff

Democrats are unserious

[soothsayer]

15. Q. Prez tweeting about absentee voting safe. What changed

Absentee different (reporter: it’s the same thing)

Nevada bad.

[soothsayer]

16. Q. Fraud rare, you do it

Yeah that’s absentee. Universal is different. 1 in 5 fake.

[malaise]

17. I watched her first one

and won't watch another one. I only watch the COn waiting for a total and complete meltdown. She's unbearable

[soothsayer]

18. W. Beirut?

Tracking it

[soothsayer]

19. Q. Why no Democrats at ceremony today for public lands?

Prez very proud. Appalling that dems won’t partner on cv bill

[soothsayer]

20. Q. Testing?

Most testing, more cases. We lead the world in testing

[soothsayer]

21. Q. Testing overrated?

Media refuses to acknowledge increased testing by 320000% since March 12

[soothsayer]

22. That's what she said 32K%

[soothsayer]

23. Tiktok

National security

[soothsayer]

24. Q. China trade deal?

Yeah we urge them to fulfill obligations

[soothsayer]

25. Q. Covid bill. Exec order?

What could he do?
A. Won’t get ahead of the prez

[soothsayer]

26. Q. Exec order in mail in?

Won’t get ahead of him here

[soothsayer]

27. Q tiktok. Wet his beak? Explain?

Not going to get ahead

[soothsayer]

28. Q. Is prez meeting with pelosi? Schumer?

No, other creeps have

[soothsayer]

29. Q. Exec orders, health care plan, dies he feel pressure to get things done?

Covid briefing at 5:30

[soothsayer]

30. Axios interview, no more he can do?

No we’ve done alot

[soothsayer]

31. Q. Testing waits? No mask mandate?

Testing, we fix that when we know about it.

[soothsayer]

32. Q. Media at convention?

I’ll ask

[soothsayer]

33. Q. Israel schools spread. Worried?

Our experts say it’s fine. CDC evangelical says send them

[soothsayer]

34. What's the diff between absentee and mail in

Shouldn’t mass mail ballots. Absentee are equested

[soothsayer]

35. She's still going but my show's on..!