HEY CHOCOLATE ROMNEY, WHERE ARE YOUR TAX RETURNS?

[porphyrian]

We're still waiting to see them, especially now that you've made who pays income tax a campaign issue.

[Rambis]

1. Surely the chocolate Robme paid taxes

[porphyrian]

2. ...well, maybe it's more of a muddy orange... n/t

[porphyrian]

4. ...could be a Crayola color... n/t

[porphyrian]

6. ...Burnt Sienna...? n/t

[porphyrian]

9. ...Burnt Orange would be an obvious possibility... n/t

[pinboy3niner]

7. We know the source, but he's a little nervous about talking about it...

[porphyrian]

8. That poor guy never gets a break. n/t

[ProSense]

10. Toast.

[porphyrian]

11. Ha! Good. n/t

[closeupready]

3. Another day, another AWOL

from rMoney on his promises to release them.

[treestar]

5. K&R

chocolate

[Bigleaf]

12. As Senator Dick Durbin stated so perfectly,

"He judged 47 percent of the American people based on their income tax returns," Durbin said. "We should judge Mitt Romney based on his income tax returns -- or his refusal to disclose them."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/harry-reid-47-percent_n_1896908.html

[porphyrian]

13. Agreed! n/t

[porphyrian]

14. You can look at my tax returns, if numbers that small aren't beneath you. n/t

[porphyrian]

15. I promise not to mention that you may not have been qualified to be Governor.

Well, after this. If you show us your tax returns, that is.

[porphyrian]

16. ... n/t

[porphyrian]

17. You know, Hollywood used to portray Hispanics with that makeup color, or thereabouts...

For years, they didn't use actual Hispanics to play Hispanic roles. In West Side Story, the lead of the Sharks gang was a Greek guy. Rita Moreno is Hispanic, though. Anyway, some find the stereotype implied by the mud makeup offensive.

[porphyrian]

18. ... n/t

[porphyrian]

19. . n/t

[porphyrian]

24. I have no problem with shameless self-promotion. n/t

[porphyrian]

49. . n/t

[porphyrian]

53. . n/t

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. very very funny

[porphyrian]

22. Thanks. n/t

[Raine]

21. "Show us your papers" Mit ... your tax papers. This not going to go away

SHOW US YOUR DAMN TAX PAPERS!

[porphyrian]

23. ! n/t

[lonestarnot]

25. yeah you twinkletoed mittwitt, where the fuck are those returns?

[porphyrian]

26. He's a stubborn bastard. n/t

[lonestarnot]

27. Probably that too, but we know he's affords the best calculating money scammers.

[porphyrian]

28. I'm thinking Senator Reid is right, that he hasn't actually paid taxes. He won't talk loopholes...

...because he's used them all.

[lonestarnot]

30. He wants noone to know that he was a felon who received amnesty for theft of American dollars.

[porphyrian]

33. I wonder if that will come out in the debates. n/t

[lonestarnot]

37. Only defense would be an offered truth of the matter.

[progressivebydesign]

29. I prefer Cocoa Romney, has a nice ring to it. n/t

[porphyrian]

34. I don't know, sounds a little like a stripper... n/t

[Snarkoleptic]

31. It's the Bonerization of RMoney...

[porphyrian]

35. That color is cheaper in bulk. n/t

[flyguyjake]

32. Oompa Loompa, doopity doo doo!

[porphyrian]

36. I thought Wonka had better control over the little guys. n/t

[lonestarnot]

38. kick

[porphyrian]

39. ++ n/t

[Arugula Latte]

40. Or "Dulce de Leche Romney"

[porphyrian]

41. Nice. n/t

[lonestarnot]

42. Well still waiting!

[porphyrian]

43. He may still be in church today. n/t

[lonestarnot]

44. Don't Mormons call it something else. Can't think of the word they use for time spent in their

whatever. Never mind.

[porphyrian]

45. I don't know. I have some Mormon relatives, but we don't really talk about religion...

...or anything that often. Temple, maybe? It's probably a secret. Mystery always helps groups avoid outside persecution.

[lonestarnot]

46. Yeah maybe that's what it's called, Free Masons come to mind.

[porphyrian]

47. Ha! I've got some of those in my family, too.

If I were more of a joiner, who knows what crazy plots I'd be involved in now? ...assuming I'm not...

[lonestarnot]

48. It's a seeeeeeeeecret.

[lonestarnot]

50. KICK

[porphyrian]

51. Yep, for the work week. n/t

[porphyrian]

52. . n/t

[lonestarnot]

56. Daily!

[porphyrian]

57. For the morning... n/t

[porphyrian]

60. For the evening. n/t

[lonestarnot]

61. For the night!

[spanone]

54. the media couldn't care less. if it were Obama, the media would be camped out on WH lawn.

[porphyrian]

55. True. n/t

[KharmaTrain]

58. Taxes Are For The Those People...

...you've seen enough...move along now

Even if he does release those returns, who would believe him? The Stench will never admit he's a massive tax cheat and paid 0 in taxes for years.

Once again, we still have no idea what is being sheltered...probably a nice chunk of change that the Bishop has avoided paying any taxes on.

Keep hounding...

[porphyrian]

59. I think he's hiding what we pretty much expect. The question is why.

How bad would they have to be for this to be less damage than releasing them?

[lonestarnot]

62. Felonious taxivader!

[porphyrian]

63. Multiple counts AND 2009 amnesty. n/t

[lonestarnot]

64. Pig!

[lonestarnot]

65. Well? Still waiting!

[porphyrian]

66. He doesn't think we'll forget it before the debates, do you think? n/t

[lonestarnot]

70. He better fucking not!

[HughBeaumont]

67. Mitt's so orange, 1990s Hulk Hogan's jealous.

[porphyrian]

68. It's hard to believe it wasn't done as a joke. n/t

[lonestarnot]

72. He is such a fucking phoney. He has to have that shit sprayed on, wonder if he gets manicures and

pedicures. He certainly makes my skin crawl.

[spanone]

69. kicking

[lonestarnot]

71. Again!

[lonestarnot]

73. Still waiting.

[porphyrian]

74. No rush... n/t

[lonestarnot]

75. The felon is never in a rush to the prison gates. But one with amnesty will never disclose.

[porphyrian]

78. Maybe that's why Romney won't show his 2009 tax returns. n/t

[valerief]

76. Mittfalca goes after the gay senior Latino vote.

[porphyrian]

79. Ha! Utterly disturbing. n/t

[lonestarnot]

81. Bwaa ha ha ha.

[porphyrian]

84. Ha! I had to look at this again. n/t

[lunatica]

77. Queen Ann has told Us People we're not getting them

[porphyrian]

80. I generally disregard everything she says; she isn't running for President. n/t

[lonestarnot]

82. But she is.

[porphyrian]

83. She's certainly more likeable, but what is she doing to stop all of the rumors...

...about Mitt eating babies?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021430158

Don't they eat together as a family?

[porphyrian]

85. The debates are coming and we're still waiting... n/t

[porphyrian]

86. "Mr. Romney, were you granted amnesty for taxes in 2009?" n/t

[lonestarnot]

88. Yeah! Were you?

[lonestarnot]

87. Still waiting fuckrod!

[lonestarnot]

89. kick

[porphyrian]

90. We've got as long as it takes. n/t

[lonestarnot]

92. Yes we do.

[spanone]

91. kicking

[porphyrian]

93. . n/t

[porphyrian]

94. First debate today... n/t

[porphyrian]

95. ...soon... n/t

[lonestarnot]

96. Well, Big Bird doesn't have 'em! Where the fuck are they?

[porphyrian]

97. We might see them faster if he did. n/t

[lonestarnot]

98. Well whimpie, where are they?

[porphyrian]

99. Maybe he's waiting to show them at the debate on Tuesday. n/t

[lonestarnot]

100. Dough....

Will they take him away in handcuffs?