Louis Gohmert updates his condition

[hamsterjill]

Okay...color me suspicious. But Gohmert indicates that he’s back in Tyler, Texas after being diagnosed with COVID a week ago in DC.

He says he drove back and is quarantining now.

I’m curious. Where did he stop to eat on the drive back? Hmmm...maybe he had food with him in the car???

But did he hold his bladder all that way, too???

Link follows:

https://www.kltv.com/2020/08/06/watch-rep-louie-gohmert-provides-update-his-health-following-covid-diagnosis/?outputType=amp

[Midnight Writer]

1. I hope he's huddling with his donors.

[DonaldsRump]

2. Whoa.....Louis Gohmert's bladder requires a warning next time!

I can't erase this horrible man or his bladder from my mind now.

[hamsterjill]

6. Oh, you're right! My bad!

Sorry...it is a rather ghastly mental picture.

[LizBeth]

3. At least three nights in hotel, getting gas with handles for others, pee breaks, food. You betcha.

[hamsterjill]

7. And there you go.

Here’s hoping (seriously) that he wore a mask.

[SMC22307]

4. Pack food and drinks in a cooler, sleep in the car, and pee in a jar.

Getting gas and pooping present bigger challenges, however.

[CanonRay]

10. He probably has some sacrificial aide drive him back.

[SMC22307]

14. True. I was just trying to figure out how he'd do it...

if absolutely necessary.

[Tribetime]

20. Maybe he wore a diaper

Like the astronaut lady

[SMC22307]

34. LOL, I *totally* forgot about her.

I figured ol' Louie found a wooded area to stretch his legs and make like a bear.

[mr_lebowski]

5. There's really only one update on Gohmert's condition I want to hear ...

And I want it to be delivered be someone other than him, countenancing a distinctly stoic expression.

And maybe a sniffle or two.

[Brainfodder]

32. Same for Moscow Mitch, Gym Jordan, Devin Moo Nunes, Jarvanka, Billy Barr, and so many others?

Susan Collins level concern for all of them?

[mr_lebowski]

33. You get the gist ;) nt

[NanceGreggs]

8. The only 'update' I'm interested in ...

... is that he's dead.

Yeah, I said it - and I mean it.

[rzemanfl]

9. +1 n/t

[malaise]

13. I'm also a member of the IHDY club

Every morning after I put on the coffee, I check DU looking for that OP. That said, Crazy Louie is not at the top of my list.

[dalton99a]

22. +1

[AnotherMother4Peace]

11. Herman Cain, according to his twitter feed, was doing fine until his death. nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

24. Yep! Why I'm still holding out hope.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. He's still stupid?

[hamsterjill]

15. I think of the restaurant workers.

I mean, how many people did he have contact with on this drive back?

I think of a restaurant worker serving him food.

Pretty damn selfish behavior on his part if you ask me. Not that THAT would surprise anyone.

But how would someone drive from DC to Texas without stopping? Even if you were in an RV, you’d need gas.

[sheshe2]

16. I don't for a minute believe Lazy Louie drove from Washington to Texas.

From the airport to Tyler, okay.

18 h 55 min (1,288.8 mi) via I-81 S and I-20 W DC to Texas, not a chance.

[Raine]

17. Lots of people only get a mild case

so I'm not going to speculate.

[hamsterjill]

18. But he would still be contagious.

No?

[Raine]

21. Absolutely he would be, I hope he's stayed away from others! 😠 nt

[COLGATE4]

19. He's still terminally stupid

[blogslut]

23. Here's what I know

Hank Gilbert is a Democrat running kick Gohmert out of office.

https://www.hankfortexas.com/

[LeftInTX]

25. Maybe he crashed Covid parties along the way

[sarcasmo]

26. Ten days from now Louie will say Hydroxychloroquine cured my Covid.

These idiots are predictable.

[Elwood P Dowd]

28. Here is what I posted last week....

Gohmert Pyle is going to get some repuke quack doctor (there appears to be several candidates willing to do or say anything) to give him a prescription. When his quarantine is over, he can carry around an empty hydroxychloroquine bottle telling all the press idiots how it saved his life. Trump will tweet about it daily. A bunch of rich and powerful repukes must have millions of dollars worth of the stuff they need to unload.

[sarcasmo]

31. Agreed, I thought the same thing the day Trump started pushing Hydroxy.

[Aristus]

27. Unless the update comes with an obituary, I'm not interested...

n/t

[hamsterjill]

29. Understood

But if he’s infecting people on his drive back to Texas, I’m interested and I’m pissed.

[Aristus]

30. Fair enough.