Well, it took 70 years, but it finally happened.

[Nevilledog]

[ornotna]

1. What?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. What's on second.

[OAITW r.2.0]

14. Who?

[world wide wally]

17. No. What's on second base

[COLGATE4]

19. On third

[aeromanKC]

20. I don't know, they cropped it out.

[marybourg]

2. Ha!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. LOL!

[Dem2theMax]

4. Who's on first?

[marybourg]

6. No, Hu's on first

[Dem2theMax]

8. You made me Google!

[Fozzledick]

24. That's what Xi said.

[Dem2theMax]

28. No, who said it. LOL!

Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don't Know. I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know! He's on third and I don't give a darn!

Abbott: What?

Costello: I said I don't give a darn!

Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop.

[brush]

7. I don't know.

[unblock]

9. Third base!

[marybourg]

10. Where's on third .

[brush]

12. I don't know's on third.

[marybourg]

13. Oh, right!

[brush]

11. Still a classic routine.

[sprinkleeninow]

25. Yah, it's hoos on 1st. 👍 😆

[k8conant]

15. Who Hu?

[HubertHeaver]

16. A couple of years ago my wife asked me who is the premier of China.

At the time, it was Mr. Hu. So I said 'yes'.

[Leith]

18. Johnny Carson did a similar routine

[OrwellwasRight]

21. Loved this.

[Dem2theMax]

22. Laughing so hard my sides hurt.

How have I never seen this? I swear I've seen every moment of Carson that there was. They must have had so much fun writing that sketch. Thank you for posting this!

[IronLionZion]

23. What is on second. I don't know is on third

[sprinkleeninow]

26. Hoo dat say hoo dat when I say hoo dat. 🤣

[smirkymonkey]

27. "I'll never forget the night we bombed Nacho Grande!"

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?

Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.

Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?

Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.

Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?

Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

Prosecutor: And he bailed out?

Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.

Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?

Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.