BREAKING NEWS: Hologram of Herman Cain named keynote speaker for 2020 Republican Convention.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Details at Eleven.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Can't they just do the Weekend at Bernie's thing with him?

Hologram technology is probably too much for the GOP to handle.

[louis-t]

2. Aw, "details at 11" was gonna be my reply.

The first thing I said when I found out he was infected was "I told him 999 times to wear a mask." Nobody got it.

[Brother Buzz]

3. That's not half bad

[brush]

4. So little time, so few actual, live black repugs to feature. Guess Diamond and Silk...

aren't token enough?

[malaise]

5. You post some hilarious threads

[Raster]

6. His topic: Covid-19 is a Democratic hoax.