Breaking: Park Service unveils plan to add Trump to Mt. Rushmore!!

[malchickiwick]

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. That made me laugh

I'm having a bad day. Thanks.

[NightWatcher]

2. Took me a split second but got a loud "Ha". After I explained to Jr, they laughed too.

[gristy]

9. Me too. Hah! ... Hah! Real loud.

Kitty not in the same room, so that was good.

[soldierant]

33. Seeing as the first thing

out of the mouth of anyone who sees that is likely to be "Oh, shit!" (it was for me), it really does explain itself.

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Ha! A perfect likeness!

[Blue Owl]

4. Maybe install a big culvert inside that gushes out raw sewage every half hour

n/t

[Newest Reality]

6. Great enhancement!

It would be kind of like an eternal flame, only eternal, thick, raw detritus instead.

Befitting.

[Blue Owl]

37. Maybe add some wet, squishy flatulence sounds broadcast over a P.A. system

America, behold your tRump!

[magicarpet]

5. Is that a posterior end hole.... ?

Looks just like trDump.

[lunatica]

14. Or it might be his mouth

They’re interchangeable.

[hatrack]

16. Nothing but shit either end . . .

at graphic design genius.

[cannabis_flower]

7. Is that an

A**hole or an asterisk? Either way it's fitting.

[Wounded Bear]

8. I see what you did there...

[Brother Buzz]

10. He can see Canada from there

[TNNurse]

11. Took me longer than it should have.

[kacekwl]

12. Looks just like him.

[struggle4progress]

13. Catapult him into the rock face! What a brilliant idea!

[lame54]

15. I thought that was a Walmart ad

[Soxfan58]

17. .

The likeness is incredible, congratulations to the sculptor.

[MyNameGoesHere]

18. It needs more orange.

[calimary]

19. Oh crap - I thought you were serious...

You never know, anymore, with this bunch and the ridiculous extremes to which they fawn and make excuses and bow and scrape. But I get it now.

WHEW!!!




Hey - looks just like him.

[Sogo]

35. I thought the OP was serious, too, and didn't click on it for a long time

because I just didn't want to feel sick to my stomach.....AGAIN!

[calimary]

36. Sheesh! I know!!!

I saw the thread title and thought "Oh for Pete's Fucking Sake! What's he done now?"

Glad it's not anything I feared -



... at least for the moment, anyway...

[connecticut yankee]

20. Ha!

You had me there for a moment!

Yes -- I do see the resemblance.

[niyad]

21. I was praying that this was Borowitz or The Onion. Nearly spit out my coffee.

[Kamala4TheWin]

22. 🤣😂

[Red Pest]

23. His mouth-anus

[bearssoapbox]

24. Mix up an orange tinted Santorum mixture

Then have a large clear tube coming out of whatever end that is and recirculate it 24/7.

[GoneOffShore]

25. That should be tweeted out.

He'll go nuttier.

[CaptYossarian]

26. The really good news is

if we can see that, he must be walking away.

[AZ8theist]

27. IT'S TOO SMALL.

[lillypaddle]

28. Just stole this for twitter

Hope you don't mind. Thanks.

[malchickiwick]

29. No worries. I stole it from imgur. Spread it far and wide ...

Have at it

[moonscape]

30. Insane times that I

held my breath while opening, hoping hoping the headline wasn't actually true!

[KewlKat]

31. Wish they would add some orange for the maximum impact!

[gopiscrap]

32. I love it

[spanone]

34. What an amazing replication of the anus-in-chief!!!

[warmfeet]

38. Well, it's close.

Where are the bloody hemorrhoids? Where is the continuous, gushing, crap-stream? (Oh yeah, the crap-stream is from his mouth).

[Ilsa]

39. From this morning's 'toons lineup:

[Totally Tunsie]

40. It's a "beautiful, perfect" A-hole!

[Progressive Jones]

41. LMAO !!!!

[BSdetect]

42. That is vastly scaled down.

[DBoon]

43. This calls for an eternal flame

from the combustion of fracking gasses and brimstone.

I suggest a mural featuring Beavis and Butthead igniting this homage to the worst rpesident in US history

[BobTheSubgenius]

44. Now THAT is funny!

I must admit to a couple of moments of belief in the story. The picture was a double pleasure, in the event.

[tirebiter]

45. National Lampoon dealt with this 40 years ago

?w=550&h=550&p=0

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

46. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. used an asterisk to portray his asshole.