I must admit that, for some time now, I have found it difficult to state my opinion of

[Atticus]

Trump without lapsing into a string of very vulgar obscenities. I believe I have a couple of solutions that convey my feeling without using a single profanity.

First, let me say that if I ever step in a pile of Trump, I won't even try to save the boots; I'll just burn 'em.

Next, I hope that when Trump gets home, his mother will run out from under the front porch and bite him.

Those may cause a few to scratch their head, but rural folk will understand.

[FoxNewsSucks]

1. Often at work,

I tell people "I gotta go take a tRump", they all know what I mean.

[lame54]

2. It's called Trumpettes syndrome

[Mopar151]

3. Rural life is rich with metaphors!

Rainin' like a cow pissin ' on a flat rock!

[handmade34]

4. rural folk

the obscenities are what gets me through the day

I try not to yell them loud enough so that when I'm out driving past a Big (they are always giant size) trump sign and/or flag the residents can hear