Having to explain "golden shower" in relation to the presidency: I weep for civics teachers....

[marmar]

(Salon) In the 3,700-word foreword from his forthcoming memoir, "Disloyal," Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and "fixer" of President Donald Trump, describes his life working for his former client in terms of organized crime, comes clean about "screaming threats" on his client's behalf and admits to being an "active and eager participant" in some of the most notorious and salacious episodes involving the future leader of the free world.

"From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump's clandestine lovers, I wasn't just a witness to the president's rise — I was an active and eager participant," Cohen writes in the foreword, dated March 11, 2020, which he says he began penning on legal pads in the early morning hours at the white-collar Otisville Federal Prison located about an hour and a half drive from his former Manhattan high-rise apartment. .........(more)

https://www.salon.com/2020/08/14/michael-cohen-says-he-was-active-and-eager-participant-in-golden-showers-and-tax-fraud-in-book/

[5X]

1. Those that write history books are expert editors.

[Sherman A1]

2. Agreed

They will simply be listed as sexual activities or perhaps unusual sexual activities, if they are mentioned at all.

[SheltieLover]

3. Or

Just unusual activities, IF mentioned at all.

[Sherman A1]

4. Yup

and likely won't be mentioned.

[SheltieLover]

5. Right!

🤬

[milestogo]

6. So Michael Cohen was a party to all this horrible stuff, and now he's gonna talk

because writing a book is the only way left for him to make money.

It doesn't redeem him.

[katmondoo]

11. I believe he is truly repentant

[milestogo]

13. That may be true, but its only because he got caught.

[RainCaster]

7. Will they explain the smell of urine at his grave?

It will be bigly smelly as we all feel a sudden need to release upon seeing his name in stone.

[Ferrets are Cool]

9. The urine will be overwhelmed by the smell of

shit

[RainCaster]

14. I would gladly piss on his grave, even in public

Not sure about pooping though.
Peeing could be considered speech.

[Ferrets are Cool]

8. When the president makes a speech outdoors and it starts raining

while the sun is still shining. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[delisen]

10. Certain evangelical teachers might compare to Manna from heaven

But I suspect there will be few lesson plans formulated on this "issue."

[Initech]

12. After this president, I never want to hear about another president's sex life ever again.