Trump Questions Whether Oakland Is Located in United States

[denem]

You’ve got countries like Ireland, Iceland, and Greenland,” he said. “So you probably would have to add a country like Oakland to that list.

Trump Questions Whether Oakland Is Located in United States

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump stirred controversy on Saturday by questioning whether the city of Oakland was located in the United States of America.

“Some very smart people are wondering about that,” Trump told reporters at the White House. “It’s something that needs to be looked into.”

Trump explained that Oakland was “probably a completely different country,” because “a lot of countries end in the word ‘land.’ ”

“You’ve got countries like Ireland, Iceland, and Greenland,” he said. “So you probably would have to add a country like Oakland to that list.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-questions-whether-oakland-is-located-in-united-states/

[Grasswire2]

1. Haha Had me for a minute. nt

[question everything]

2. If it were, it would have a Trump tower there

[denem]

3. ...

[oswaldactedalone]

4. That 'toon

is too good.

[Wounded Bear]

5. I guess that's why he invaded Port-land...

[lunatica]

6. When did Borowitz start reporting facts?

I’m sure Trump thinks California is it’s own country.

[Sneederbunk]

7. Forget not Thighland.