If Donald Trump had been on the Titanic?

[kentuck]

"It's the greatest ship in the world. It is taking on a little water but it will soon end. Like a miracle."

"People say once we reach our destination, people will want to build even bigger ships."

"Obama didn't leave enough boats for the women and children. I take no responsibility at all."

"We need to get the band up front on the deck. They need to play something cheerful. It will be amazing!"

"It's not sinking. We have plenty of pumps to get out all the water."

"Gulp...gulp...gulp... We're not sinking....the Russians are in the vicinity and I am told that they are on their way to help."

"It will be incredible!"

[Blue Owl]

1. One last utterance at the end of your tableaux...

“Get out of the way, women and children — where’s my private lifeboat?’

[kentuck]

2. "It must have been built by the Democrats".

[treestar]

3. I'm doing a great job

People say I'm doing a great job handling this ship

China built this ship and didn't tell us it can't handle icebergs.

[krispos42]

4. "If we're sinking, why are all the people in the back so high up? FAKE NEWS!!!!"

[DinahMoeHum]

5. He would have put on women's clothing. . .

. . .to get into a lifeboat.

[StarfishSaver]

6. He wouldn't have gone through that much trouble. He'd have just pushed the women out of the way

[GeorgeGist]

7. Sooner or later ...

it will just disappear.

[smirkymonkey]

8. He would have thrown the women and children overboard and taken a lifeboat for himself.

Making sure it was stocked up with the best supplies from the kitchen.

[gulliver]

9. Republican lifeboat problem

If you are in a lifeboat with ten people in it and the lifeboat supports fifteen, how many people must be thrown overboard?