Is Chachi headlining the RNC? Or Ted Nugent?

[Happyhippychick]

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[North Shore Chicago]

1. It will be a

Menage a twat-waffle.


Chachi, Poop boy and My Pillow idiot.

[DonaldsRump]

2. Wah-wah-wah!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1014&pid=2560728

[aeromanKC]

3. Bonnie and Clyde is all I've heard so far

Brought to you by Pillsbury and French's mustard.

[Ohiogal]

4. For the grand finale

Sarah Palin dressed in a sparkly pink duck costume singing and dancing to Big Butts

[Mike Nelson]

5. I think...

... they may be in a segment celebrating teen sex.

[LuckyCharms]

6. The entire event will consist of

Ted Nugent performing a three day long version of "Cat Scratch Fever", and at the end of this epic tune, he will shit his pants on Live TV in order to avoid any potential future military drafts. Ted will then introduce his 11 year old girlfriend to the television viewing audience. Trump will then walk onto the stage with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe, congratulate Ted for the best performance in the history of political conventions, and Trump will close by saying "God Blesh the United Shates of America".

[Tommy_Carcetti]

8. Are you sure about that prediction?

You’re setting the bar pretty high.

[CaptYossarian]

12. Ted has a sister that young?

[Gothmog]

7. I thought Diamond and Silk were the main attraction

[C_U_L8R]

9. Word is they booked this guy again.

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. I thought it was the barefoot St. Louis gun toters.

The ones protecting their bank building, I mean home, from peaceful protestors by pointing guns at each other.

Chachi got bumped.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

11. Larry the Cable Guy?

Today's GOP needs to show they're so much more than Chachi and Nugent, after all.

[live love laugh]

13. Chuck Woolery or the My Pillow guy ...

[durablend]

14. Clint Eastwood probably...

Chastising "Joe Biden chair"

[Hoyt]

15. Not headliners, but new additions to the racist chitshow --

[lagomorph777]

16. Joe The Plumber's Crack

[Chiyo-chichi]

17. Surely they'll get "Dr." Stella Immanuel to serve as host.

She's a very well-respected doctor in the demon sperm community.