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struggle4progress

(118,356 posts)
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 01:57 PM Aug 2020

What will happen if Don Orangetan refuses to leave White House on 20 January?


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White House plumbers and electricians will shut down water and electricity
1 (14%)
While Susan expresses concern, Lindsey and Mitch will rush to defend him with their pocket pistols
1 (14%)
White House kitchen staff will add tranquilizers to his food
0 (0%)
Ivanka will post about how much fun her family is having, camping inside the White House
0 (0%)
After emergency court order involuntarily committing him, Federal marshals will carry him to insane asylum
5 (71%)
In interview with Alex Jones, he will explain "Lock her up!"
0 (0%)
CIA will use top-secret weapon to spray LSD onto his face but no one will notice any difference
0 (0%)
From their basements, rightwing keyboard warriors will predict racial civil war
0 (0%)
After hiding behind potted plant, Melania will inject him with ricin pellet from her blowgun
0 (0%)
Staff will remind him he's supposed to play golf with Frederick Douglass for lunch and he'll copter off for the links
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FM123

(10,054 posts)
5. Since our new BLUE Senate & House will be sworn in on January 3rd
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:05 PM
Aug 2020

he is going to have little say in the matter.....

kentuck

(111,110 posts)
6. Set up the government in the VP's residence and get an immediate court order to have him removed.
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:07 PM
Aug 2020

Then call a meeting with the Joint Chiefs of Staff to recognize the chain of command.

Schedule a prime-time nationwide speech to re-assure the people.

If he would still refuse to leave, call the City Utilities and have the phone and electricity shut down.

If he still dared to stay, send in a Seal Team to remove him by force, if necessary.

I think they will figure out a way to get him out of the White House if he loses.

Unfortunately, he does not plan on losing. He plans on stealing another election.

DFW

(54,445 posts)
7. Have cops rig Trump a tent in the Rose Garden
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:10 PM
Aug 2020

Give him a Port-O-San to use when he needs it. All in public view.

If Biden is certified as the winner of the election, he is president on January 20, 2021, even if he spends the night in a Holiday Inn at National Airport.

flamin lib

(14,559 posts)
10. You left out one option!
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:22 PM
Aug 2020

"The 2nd Amendment militia will rise up and remove him from office in defense of the Constitution."

Runningdawg

(4,522 posts)
12. I know it won't happen, but right now, it's my happy place.
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:25 PM
Aug 2020

The MPs taze him, gas him, handcuff him, put on a spit shield and leg irons and then drag him down the steps, following HIS advice and "roughing him up a little" on the way out the door.
Alternate fantasy. He attends the inauguration and as soon as Joe removes his hand from the bible he breaks Trumps jaw with one punch.

StClone

(11,686 posts)
13. LOL damn he is the Orangetan
Wed Aug 19, 2020, 02:50 PM
Aug 2020

Protruding ass, fat blubbery belly, distressed pile of weirdly colored hair all appear right. Not as friendly though.

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