How soon will Melania be "outa here" after Trump loses in November?

[CTyankee]

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	She'll just stay in New York.
	9 (69%)
	A separate helicopter the minute Biden's declared winner.
	3 (23%)
	She'll stay for Biden's inauguration then 'copter out alone.
	0 (0%)
	Other (please describe)
	1 (8%)
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[Miigwech]

1. She will be gone the second he check bounces

[Bobstandard]

2. Depends on what her Slovenian handlers say

A honey pot mole is a valuable asset. They could tell her to keep close.

[Javaman]

3. She will dump his ass with a year of his loss

Right now she’s getting the last of her ducks ina row prenup wise. Because she knows if there is any kind of loophole the orange asshole will exploit it

[CTyankee]

4. I hipe she's got the best divorce lawyer in NYC...

[robbob]

5. If she has any jewelry of value

now would be a good time to move it to a secret safe deposit box.

[meadowlander]

6. The second it looks like the tax returns are likely to be released

she will be out.

She'll want her piece of the cake before SDNY takes most of it.

[Wellstone ruled]

7. She most likely has a

appearance Contract that requires her to hang around until New Years. Who the hell knows what kind of exit plan she has.

[Wellstone ruled]

8. Bet she as well as her Parents

head for Florida or SoCal on the Beach. Her parents no doubt collect SS and Medicare.

[Totally Tunsie]

10. Have her parents worked and paid taxes in the U.S.?

They won't be collecting otherwise.

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Hey,we are dealing with a Family of Grifters.

[Totally Tunsie]

12. They'd still have to get through the SSA process.

Even legit people can't do that.

[Wellstone ruled]

17. It is all about

number of Quarters of Income to qualify. Only Speculation.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. 40 quarters, 10 years

Which is why I asked if the Knause's have ever worked and paid taxes in the U.S.

[Wellstone ruled]

22. Okay,

used to be eighteen and age.

[DavidDvorkin]

9. Maybe that depends on the pre-nup.

[NCjack]

20. She will be on the first air flight to the office of her lawyer.

[mikeysnot]

21. She had it reworded so that she would show up

in DC for the pretend FLOTUS. Another scandal that was swept under the rug.

[TeamPooka]

13. He will live in FL, she will live in NYC

[kskiska]

14. I just finished "The Art of Her Deal,"

not a particularly revealing book, but it appears that since she recently re-upped her pre-nup and gained parity for Barron with his three children (forget about Tiffany), she's content to stay with him, though even the former household help have said they live completely independent lives, even when they're in one room. Melania is hoping to remain in the WH for another term, when Barron would be ready for college (and not have to change schools). Of course all that could change if Trump is ousted.

One other thing the book revealed is that Melania does not speak 5-6 languages, just Slovenian (which she and Barron speak with her parents) and her broken English. When in Rome, the Pope said something to her in Italian and her face went blank and it had to translated. When speaking with French schoolchildren all she knew were a few basic phrases like "bonjour."

She also gave her husband some modeling tips when posing for photos - touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth and it tightens the facial muscles, and lift the chin for the photo.

[Tanuki]

15. Despite her claim that her delay in joining that beast in the White House

was so her son could finish his school year uninterrupted, my prediction is that she will take him and the rest of her chain migration family wherever she pleases ASAP. Maybe NYC, maybe Europe. Her husband will not be part of the plan. She will monetize her "experience" in re-designing the White House Rose Garden by putting her name on a line of garden-theme products, including a signature White Rose perfume. I hope I am wrong and that she will retire quietly from public life and that I will never have to see her face or hear her name again. I hope her soon to be ex-husband and all of her step-children except Tiffany end up in prison, where they belong.

[brooklynite]

16. Melania won't leave until the divorce settlement is final...

[bottomofthehill]

19. As long as the pre nuptial says she stays

To cash in at the end.

[PJMcK]

23. Who cares?

She's so far down the list of things I care about that I can't even think about her.

As long as Trump gets out of the White House, I don't care what happens to that miserable family. I'm sure various legal entities will be after them.

We'll need to worry about fixing all of the damage Trump has caused. Fuck his marriage.