What will Trump do for his convention?

[LiberalFighter]

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Kamala Harris's intro with her family.

Will Trump have his kids play the same part or will it be Pence with his mommy and kids?

[Blue Owl]

1. A montage of Eric eating glue and Junior killing endangered species

n/t

[dflprincess]

2. Don't forget Marlon Bundo. nt

[captain queeg]

3. He'll bring out the couple that pulled guns on protesters

And maybe the war crimes Seal. Throw in the pillow guy for good measure.

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. I know

I don't watch much of any RNC, but I gotta admit that morbid curiousity might get me to look in on it from time to time.

No way that they can match the DNC. No way. Their only hope would be for technical difficulties or something to prevent the public see their own self-flagellating.

[LiberalFighter]

5. Don't you mean golden showers?

[Native]

11. Heard a Republican strategist on CNN last night say they (the RNC) are currently recruiting

"diverse voices," and they will be writing their speeches this week. LOL.

[bearsfootball516]

15. Yeah, probably Diamond and Silk and the "Blacks for Trump" guy

[Blaukraut]

6. Shoot someone of 5th Avenue, like he promised a while back

Just to prove a point.

[whttevrr]

9. Mike Pence?

Say it.

Say it!

SAY! IT!

President Pelosi.

[chriscan64]

7. They put off the online convention until the last minute.

Still trying to convince the country that the pandemic is not as bad as it is. Theirs will be so slapdash and sloppy, with only the Dem's convention as a template to go by.

[LiberalBrooke]

8. I don't care, do you?

[NCjack]

10. The DEMs elevated. The pressure on Trump is rising to stroke level -- GOP can't compete

in the production of their convention.

MF-45 will be a terror in trying to guide the preparation for the convention. The GOP is split and their convention will crash and burn.

[Zorro]

12. Trump will be the keynote speaker every night

Expect to hear these messages and themes: “the socialist Democrats want to kill and eat your babies”, “the communist Democrats caused the China virus and wrecked the economy which is doing fantastic because of me”, “the fascist Democrats and their antifa supporters will force churches to be converted to mosques”, and “I’m very rich and the smartest person I know” remarks throughout the 4 day gagfest.

[fleur-de-lisa]

13. Throw shit at the wall.

Figuratively and literally.

[whttevrr]

14. ha ha ha

poo flinging monkeys

[mfcorey1]

16. LIE! LIE! LIE!

[Buckeyeblue]

17. It wouldn't surprise me if Trump ran it like the old Jerry Lewis Telethon

I could see him at a desk trotting out various politicans and friends, all the while imploring the viewers to give until it hurts. Every hour or so they'll display the amount raised...

[JHB]

18. Lie, foam, project, and Mussolini-mug for the cameras

Yeah, I'm really going out on a limb predicting that, aren't I?