You'd think a guy who orders his wives through the mail would have more respect for the Post Office

[Snake Plissken]

[Totally Tunsie]

1. She just turned 50.

He's probably trying to figure to how to "Return to Sender".

[chriscan64]

2. I wonder if the pre-nup kicks in

when Joe gets to 270 electoral votes.

[demigoddess]

3. good one! and just imagine the postage!

[PJMcK]

4. The Trumps' pre-nuptial agreement must be fun reading!

Imagine being in the loop on such a document. Knowing Trump, it's probably loaded with lots of threats and penalties. Nice way to enter into a marriage!

I recall a story about Trump's marriage to Marla Maples. Apparently, there was a time-limit on the marriage and if it went beyond a certain date, Maples would have received more money in their divorce. So Trump divorced her before that date! That's the story, anyway.

Another story has it that when the Access Hollywood tape surfaced, Melania was furious. When Trump "won" the election, she refused to move to D.C. until their pre-nup was amended to give Barron some kind of financial equity with Trump's other kids. Good for her for fighting back, I guess.

In my work, I've had to sign non-disclosure and trade secret agreements. They're almost always interesting to read. The Trumps' is probably a howler!