Impressive. Ted Cruz Defends Little Marco's Honor, But Not His Wife's?

[TrollBuster9090]

An orange-faced dipshit calls Ted Cruz's wife 'ugly,' and accuses his father of assassinating JFK, and he does nothing. In fact, he actually ended up licking the ass of the guy who called his wife ugly.

But when Steve Schmidt insinuates that Little Marco Rubio has no principles...THAT'S the hill he'd choose to die on? (Or, send a tweet...which is about as close to Pork Chop Hill as a rubber-faced little chickenshit like that could possibly get, I guess.)

Seriously, just how much of a clown IS Ted Cruz?

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

1. I bet Ted fantasizes about setting up a wrestling match between Schmidt and Gym Jordan

[TrollBuster9090]

2. I'm guessing he'd make Steve Schmidt the villain, due to his uncanny resemblance to Dr. Evil?

Schmidt had better get a cape and a mask.

[EarlG]

3. Steve Schmidt's response to Cruz's tweet is amazing

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213934612

[TrollBuster9090]

4. Yep! It was awesome!

I can't believe that moron Cruz stepped in that one.

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. Sure was,

I loved reading it every bit as much as Mrs Cruz must have hated realizing Ted (R-Alberta) tossed her under the bus for tRump.

[John Fante]

5. When Ted gets really pissed, he threatens to tell Gym Jordan to beat you up.

[Zambero]

7. Marco should just run off with Ted's wife or vice-versa

Why not? Ted's wife has long since known where she ranks on his "loyalty scale". And based on Trump's personal verbal assaults with Bygone Ted simply brushing them off, he would likely defend both of them!