So who is left to speak at the RNC convention?

[fleur-de-lisa]

Most Dump associates are in jail or under indictment.

Who's left? Chachi? Ted Nugent? Arpaio?

[C_U_L8R]

1. Jim Jordan and the All-Boy Wrestling Chorus

plus... Darren and the Dancing Moo Cow Orchestra

And that's about it.

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. Dancing moo-cows?

That might entice Devin Nunes to show up, maybe even take Bannon's speaking slot

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Well they have Pumpkin and Honey Bunny, plus Smirking MAGA Hat Boy.

So we have at least those three.

[Chainfire]

3. David Duke is available.

Vlad could probably adjust his busy schedule. He great Friend from North Korea could deliver a recorded message. If Bannon bonds out, he could present the Key Note.

[FM123]

5. No one with any self esteeem.

I wouldn't be surprised if he just brought in celebrity impersonators or put up wax figures hoping his minions wouldn't notice....

[Midnightwalk]

6. Maybe a haunting by herman cain?

If he is motivated enough for post mortem tweets he should be motivated enough to show up to the convention.

[Va Lefty]

7. Such notable luminaries as Diamond & Silk, My pillow guy, the Huckabee grifters etc.