Comedy tweet of the year:

[catbyte]

Link to tweet

While this week’s #DemConvention focused on division & negativity, next week's @GOPconvention will honor what makes our country great.

The RNC will be a celebration of the stories of everyday Americans who have been empowered thanks to the policies of President Trump!

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I don't even know where to begin. Words fail me.

[madaboutharry]

1. He has empowered White Supremacists and Racists, Gun Nuts,

Anti-Semites, Q followers, hypocritical evangelicals, and garden variety Tiki torch carrying haters.

I heard Trump is going to be introduced by a hologram of Vladimir Putin.

[Hekate]

2. Ivanka wants to empower the unemployed to "try something new" & Melania wants us to "be best"

What a caring family

I don’t really care, do u?

[underpants]

3. Heard something like this on talk radio today. Trump said the same as well.

Oh and across the board the talking point was that Joe’s speech had to have been taped in segments.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Funny stuff. Gotta wonder on how many cocktails were consumed before this

got released.

[MerryBlooms]

7. cocktails/cockroaches... 220/221, whatever it takes.

[NanceGreggs]

5. The GOP knows ...

... that the vast majority of Republican voters would never watch the Dem Convention.

Therefore, they can tell them that Kamala performed a pole dance naked, HRC introduced the kids she's been sex-trafficking from a pizza restaurant basement, Michelle's speech had to be censored due to her foul language, and Joe fell asleep twice during his own speech and had to be woken up by a visibly drunk Dr. Jill.

TrumpHumpers will literally believe anything - so there's no fear of being contradicted.

The funny part is that the majority of Trumpsters won't watch the GOP Convention either. I come across them on another site, and they openly admit that they've never watched any of Trump's SOTU addresses, press briefings, or speeches.

[FirstLight]

6. It's doublespeak, that's all

2+2=5

don't you GET it?

(funny not funny)