What poignant and cozy stories will Melania tell about her husband?

[dawg day]

What cute story will she tell about how they met, and how he proposed? And why she said yes?

What sterling character traits of Trump's will she emphasize?

What examples will she give about him as a father?

What will their embrace at the end of her speech be like?


And what will Trump say about his wonderful marriage and what he's learned from these years of marital love?

[BannonsLiver]

1. great question

Regardless of what she says, I think I'll need to turn on the the closed captioning.

[Dorian Gray]

2. Donald and I.....

we had love at first sight. The first time I saw his wallet and he saw my bazongas!

[Ohiogal]

10. LOL!

[Totally Tunsie]

3. He Be Best?

[onecaliberal]

4. She can talk about how when she was home with Barron shortly after his birth her husband

Was having unprotected sex with porn stars and sexually assaulting other women.

[FirstLight]

5. ...

I almost wanna feel sorry for her... but somewhere along the line she became an accomplice...as did the rest of them. Barron might only be safe because of his age...wouldn't THAT be interesting?

[Laelth]

6. He's an A-hole. That's actually what his supporters like about him.

That’s pretty much the best and most honest thing that Melania could say.

-Laelth

[Blue Owl]

7. The times she held his hand when he was... oh, wait...

Sorry...

[MerryBlooms]

8. Jeff Epstein introduced us and I will never forget that night...

Cocaine flowing, young girls everywhere... But, Jeff and Donald picked me! I live a glorious lifestyle after that night. Every young girl should strive to Be Best for pedo rich men! God bless the USA!! Go Maggots!!

Ugh, these people bring out the worst in me. Sorry.

[Enterstageleft]

9. Summary

He had money, I had big tits, it was only 30 seconds of trying not to laugh! 😊

[MyOwnPeace]

11. Aw, the warm, fuzzy feelings are coming back........

Oh, wait, maybe it's time to see the doctor again......

[Crunchy Frog]

12. I'm hoping that she'll just plagiarize Michelle's latest speech again.

[dawg day]

13. Melania: What I learned

Use any leverage to renegotiate the pre-nup.

Do not count on the old husband dying any time soon. Get a big allowance. Charge him many thousands for every public appearance.

[Volaris]

14. She hasnt been beaten in almost 4 whole YEARS?

[dawg day]

15. Imagine the "embrace"

Her leaning backwards from the waist so that almost nothing touches.

[Mekonsrevenge]

16. I'll never forget the first night he bought me...nt