RNC 'split-screen convention for the ages' with 2 hurricanes making landfall: 'Basically God endorsi

[SheltieLover]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/08/rnc-split-screen-convention-for-the-ages-with-2-hurricanes-making-landfall-basically-god-endorsing-joe-biden/

RNC ‘split-screen convention for the ages’ with 2 hurricanes making landfall: ‘Basically God endorsing Joe Biden’
Published 1 min ago on August 22, 2020By Bob Brigham

Two tropical storms could hit the U.S. gulf course as hurricanes during next week’s Republican National Committee Convention.

Tropical Storm Marco is currently predicted to hit Louisiana on Monday evening, during the first day of the RNC Convention.

Tropical Storm Laura is also headed towards Louisiana, with an expected landfall on Wednesday afternoon, during the third day of the convention.

More at link.

[malaise]

1. The Con will nuke them both

By the way Puerto Rico is facing another tropical storm in Laura

[SheltieLover]

2. Oh no!

[Dennis Donovan]

3. "the US gulf course"

Preferably whichever one Trump's "gulfing" at...

[malaise]

4. Coasting on the gulf course

Now that's a raw story.

[AmyStrange]

5. Two tropical storms could hit the U.S. gulf course as...

Holy Mackerel! Which gulf course? Hopefully the trumpet will also be playing gulf.

Ha ha ha ha gulf course!
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[FloridaBlues]

6. 2 hurricanes hitting almost same day during RNC convention

Mother Nature is not happy.
Gulf coast DU prepare and prepare now.

[wcmagumba]

7. Can't dumpty just use the magic sharpie and send the storms to New York...

this sharpie owns liberals...

[dem4decades]

8. Why bother, it's fake news.

[AmyStrange]

9. Poor repelicans...

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...NOT!!!
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[Iliyah]

10. First and foremost, safety for lives and survival . ..

as well as property.

Isn't the republican's convention theme have something to do with storms?

And I rather have light than darkness

[gristy]

11. From the NHC this afternoon:

..BIG CHANGES TO THIS AFTERNOON'S FORECAST FOR MARCO... ...STORM SURGE AND HURRICANE WATCHES ISSUED FOR THE NORTHERN GULF COAST...

Holy crap. New Orleans may take a direct hit from both (sorry you have to click to get the images...).
This is not looking good.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

Marco:
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT14/refresh/AL142020_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/215504_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png

Laura:
https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT13/refresh/AL132020_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/205347_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png

[SheltieLover]

14. Be safe, everyone!

[crickets]

19. Oh, please no. That would be so cruel.

And we know this administration doesn't handle logistics or relief efforts worth a damn.

[Sneederbunk]

12. Where's Pat Robertson when you need him?

[yellowcanine]

15. Yah, he makes himself scarce when the actual smiting begins.

[central scrutinizer]

13. Drop a nuke into each eye

There, problem solved. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[louis-t]

16. First time possibly in recorded history that 2 hurricanes

hit same area at same time, I hear. Holy Crap!

[SheltieLover]

17. Wow!

I hope people are evacuating!

I sure didn't have this on my 2020 bingo card.

[louis-t]

21. I had flying monkeys.

With rabies.

[Generic Brad]

18. I expect Little Marco to spill a lot of water

[tblue37]

20. In 2012 Hurricane Isaac forced the GOP to cancel the first day of their convention. I think God

is trying to tell them something.