BREAKING STATEMENT FROM TRUMP: "I never even MET my sister!"

[George II]

[Wounded Bear]

1. "I never met her, but she made good covfefe..."

[SheltieLover]

2. This!👆

[AmericanCanuck]

3. She left for Yo Semites and then to Thigh Land before I was born.

[malaise]

5. DUzy

[soothsayer]

4. I don't know her but people say she's a nasty woman

[malaise]

7. I think it tweeted a response

[muntrv]

8. "....And she doesn't believe in the 2 Corinthians."

[Mr. Evil]

11. Because she was really born in Nambia.

[MaryMagdaline]

6. Coffee girl

[rpannier]

10. That was my first thought

He didn't know her well, but he remembers her getting coffee for the family in the morning

[3Hotdogs]

9. One sick fuck..... but yiz already know that.

[Grokenstein]

12. "I never knew her that well. But she was always a loser. A very nasty woman."

"Not even a four."