Open letter to the president of the United States
The Associated Press (yes, I know, you can't stand them) is reporting that the upcoming Republican National Convention will seek to "recast your story" so as to shift attention from the fact that, so far, the Trump administration has been an unmitigated failure.
Take it from an ad man: this ain't gonna be easy.
But if you'd like to try it, I have a few suggestions.
First, fire all your children from their positions in your administration. What you're doing is called "nepotism" and it's illegal.
Second, delete your Twitter account and never get another one.
Third, stop with the cutesy nicknames for your enemies.
Fourth, fire all your "acting" department heads and cabinet secretaries, and pick people who the Senate will approve. You do realize the people you want are so corrupt, the same Senate who signed off on Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh, the worst two Supreme Court justices since Roger Taney, won't approve them.
Fifth, repeal the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act.
Sixth, stop with the executive orders already. You realize you complained your ass off about President Obama's EOs, and here you are doing the same shit - only cranked up to eleven.
Seventh, quit backdooring your paycheck through your never-ending vacations. No one except your fanboiz are in the least impressed by you giving back $400,000 then billing the Secret Service $3 million for all the things they do to watch you play golf badly.
Eighth, we know you're paying your extreme debt to Russia by destroying America. Stop that shit. Right now.
Ninth, One America News Network, Gateway Pundit and Epoch Times are not legitimate news organizations. Kick them out of the White House Press Pool.
And tenth, stop giving President Obama and Senator Clinton rent-free living space in your head.
Do those things and you might actually turn around your presidency.
But you'll still lose in November. A leopard can't change its spots.
= new reply since forum marked as read
