Melania coordinating her Rose Garden makeover with her new COVID campaign: "Be Prepare!"

[alterfurz]

[magicarpet]

1. Beat him to death with your shiny shovel,...

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... a ground breaking ceremony most Americans would love.

[magicarpet]

3. Gotta love thems stiletto heels....

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[William Seger]

12. If she stops leaning on that shovel, she'll be nailed to the ground

[634-5789]

26. *heels.

[Wicked Blue]

29. These heels are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do

One of these days these heels are gonna walk all over you (Donnie).

[634-5789]

27. *shiny

[jpak]

2. Lol!@@222

[Laelth]

4. I admit it. I laughed.

I shouldn’t have, but I did.



-Laelth

[Native]

5. This is great!

[malaise]

6. I soon finish him off with heel

It will Be Best!

[denem]

17. You make joke. I see.

What you did. There.

[malaise]

19. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

But it will be best for her

[denem]

22. I no want dig that man.

Be best he do digging now.

[Tanuki]

7. Such a thoughtful gardener...she is aerating the soil with her stiletto heels!

[Kahuna]

9. LOL!

[Kitchari]

10. K&R

[dalton99a]

11. When is the viewing?

[IronLionZion]

20. Rose garden without roses

is just like Betsy Devos's bookshelf with no books and Louis DeJoy's postal service that doesn't deliver mail. Be Best!

[underpants]

13. She's had tunnel plans for a while

First it was the tennis pavilion thing now this

[NurseJackie]

14. Ha!

[IronLionZion]

16. Love it!

[lark]

15. Melanoma's rose garden has no roses

There is literally no flowers in the garden, just a bare patch of lawn. Like her head, heart and soul - there is nothing there.

[bronxiteforever]

18. lol 😂 lost my coffee on that one!

[Delmette2.0]

21. Now It's the Roseless Garden.

[Kahuna]

23. LOL!

[Mr. Ected]

24. Better hurry before he buries our democracy there first n/t

[LaMouffette]

25. She doesn't appear to be wearing pantyhose on those veiny feet,

do you suppose she's naked under that trench coat? Was this actually just the first image in another nudie photo shoot?

[True Blue American]

33. How a woman can wear high heel shoes

Without some type of sock I will never understand.

Of course I retired mine in favor of slacks, dressy low shoes and slack socks. Or gym shoes. You can even get them dressy now.

[GopherGal]

37. well, the last few months

my "dressy" is the sweat pants without holes in them.

[True Blue American]

40. Shorts here!

If I dress up?? Slacks and a nice top to the grocery.

[Texin]

28. This is hands down the funniest thread I've ever read on DU!

[Meowmee]

30. 😹

[bucolic_frolic]

31. MAGA Shovels sure to be a novelty item

Options could include gold plated upgrade

[keithbvadu2]

32. And a urinal for a headstone.

And a urinal for a headstone.

[Operaweeble]

34. I saw photos of before she got her grubby mitts on power. The trees were Jackie Kennedy's,

and the roses went back several admin. before that. Completely ruined it, IMHO.

[Illumination]

35. Why is that wench wearing a coat when it's summer?

[alterfurz]

36. Maybe it's her "I don't really care do u?" coat?

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[Blue_true]

38. That is the "style" among the modeling set. nt

[Cha]

39. JC I hate that Vapid Shit hustler in our WH.

[True Blue American]

41. Tell us

How you really feel, Cha!

That coat can be whipped off to take a nudie picture.

[Cha]

42. I thought I was.. lol