Twitler will speak tonight about miracle Therapy for Covid...

[progressive nobody]

I fear it will be a therapy of oleander and Hydrocloricline. or what ever that pill is called.


This is going to be a scary week.

[Sneederbunk]

1. Buy within 24 hours and you get a free pillow.

[LisaL]

2. Free pillow for what? Your coffin?

NT

[progressive nobody]

4. yeah... or My pillow guy created a pillow infused with those ingredients.

[underpants]

9. Promo code: COVFEFE

[progressive nobody]

12. I'm not worthy (bowing)

[underpants]

15. 😁

[Ilsa]

3. I'd pay to see him take his own medicine. nt

[progressive nobody]

5. Do you honestly think the secret service will allow him to commit suicided.

Scares me how many people have attempted Trumps suggestions.

[Chainfire]

8. It may depend on how well they were vetted. ;)

[packman]

6. To be featured on the Jim Bakker show

Get a free Bible with your order - or a 50 pound tub of rice/dried mash potatoes

[C_U_L8R]

7. Essence of torn down cherry tree?

[SharonClark]

10. It's that damn Miracle Water.

Drink it and get a check for $42,000 the next week.

Right up trumps' alley.

[musette_sf]

11. The Peter Popoff

Hail Mary Pass.

Seems legit

[Javaman]

13. Just another mysterious super weapon from hitler

So amazing it will save Germany and defeat all his enemies...all while bombs rain down on Berlin

[Buckeyeblue]

14. He is only doing this to get an extra convention night

I bet there will be very little discussion about a new treatment. It will all be about how great of a job he has done with the virus. The press should refuse to cover it. If there was a new treatment we would know it by now.