Trump Family Circus Stars at Republican Convention

[Nululu]

HALF THE FEATURED SPEAKERS ARE THE TRUMP FAMILY at the Republican convention.

Even Tiffany gets a starring role. This is not from the Onion. Trump will speak every night.

[Guilded Lilly]

1. It's his ultimate reality show wet dream. n/t

[Nululu]

5. Great analogy nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. But it's not a cult.

The GOP is allowing itself to be a door mat for the Trump Crime family. Not giving any future rising stars any time to introduce themselves. I guess DJT Jr. will be the designated defacto condidate to run in 2024.

[Nululu]

6. He wants Ivanka to run nt

[Doreen]

7. Nah, she does not have a penis.

[Nululu]

9. She's his favorite nt

[onethatcares]

10. she has his,

or maybe a reasonable facsimile? I don't really know.

[tanyev]

3. One of these days the GOP will figure out the star they hitched their wagon to

is actually a meteor. Sure is taking them a painfully long time, though.

[Nululu]

4. Don't count on it.

The Republican party continues to shrink. Only about 10% of the poulation belongs to it (33 million).

They like to talk about percentage of voters to make the party sound bigger. The Republican party is now dying.

[sarcasmo]

8. Nepotism Convention

[DeminPennswoods]

11. Grifterpalooza

When Trump's out of the WH, "American Greed" is going to have enough material just on them for an entire season!

[D_Master81]

12. The GOP has been completely taken over by the Trumps

The GOP is nothing more than the Trumps and a few lackeys at this point.

[Nululu]

13. Trump's diversity is his family

What a joke.

All those Republicans who squandered their integrity defending Trump lose keynote speeches to the Trump spawn.

Regretting that impeachment vote yet? Wait until you lose your seat.

But hey, you aren't all running for reelection in November so why would you want a chance to address the nation?