The GOP Convention hasn't even really started and it's already a shit-show day for Trump.

[Drunken Irishman]

This is wild.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Some of us have weak stomachs and can't watch. So what's happened

that we need to know about, other than GOPers behaving like their normal shitty, depraved selves?

[bluedye33139]

4. I don't know why I watch. When he starts flapping his front hands

like seal flippers, and making that weird gurgling sound, he is so repulsive.

It was just stupid stuff. The articles describing it are pretty accurate. He went off script and started shrieking about a conspiracy theory involving the mail.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. That hand-flapping looks to me like he's playing an invisible accordion

and probably not very well.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. ...then you'll appreciate this (it's one of a series):

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Brilliant!

[chriscan64]

17. It looks like he's lying about the size of the fish he caught

and changing the size of the fish during the lie.

[OneGrassRoot]

15. LOLOL....

I can't stop giggling at "When he starts flapping his front hands like seal flippers, and making that weird gurgling sound..."

[Cha]

6. Thanks for asking.. I did, too. I don't even have a TV.. just

DU.

[Laelth]

8. GOP honchos from all 50 states got their mug shots taken.

This is what they call a roll call.

Link to tweet

-Laelth

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. An old white guy from every state!

[bluedye33139]

2. And it was 10:30 on the West coast when it all fell apart

It was really weird to watch that bizarre scene straight out of the handmaid's tale. Trump ranting, and what's up with his reupholstered face? He looked like he's gotten it redone in a sort of crushed tan suede.

[VOX]

20. Hah! "Crushed tan suede"

I’ve thought that, too, only I came up with “vintage buffalo hide.” No doubt several coats of bronzer in varying tints. Read where it takes TWO HOURS to prep his cotton-candy hairdo, spray “tan,” etc. Utterly repulsive.

[Cha]

3. Care to mention Why for those who aren't

watching? TY.

[regnaD kciN]

5. Not watching...

…so what’s happened?

[Frustratedlady]

13. It was tumbling out of his mouth so fast, you could hardly keep up.

Lots about the Democrats raising taxes out of the gate, grabbing your guns, defunding police, allowing immigration, cheating on the election through mail-in voting, too progressive, losing companies and jobs overseas, wrecking the economy...on and on and on in that vein. He made fun of Biden and his mental condition (ironic), hiding in his basement and not appearing in public, not being strong enough to handle the job. Of course, Harris being nasty...

I can't remember all of them, but just include anything he's said in the last week and you've got it.

And, of course, he goes on about what a great job he's done on the pandemic...we would have had millions of deaths by now, if he hadn't made the moves he did. Supplying the world with ventilators, PPE, advice. How we're going to be back to normal soon, with schools opening, people back to work, the economy soaring in a short while...breaking all kinds of records on Wall Street...his new cure from former COVID victims, vaccine coming soon...

He's wired on the applause and shouts from the audience of 12 more years (not to mention something else like cocaine/adderall or whatever he's using). He was on a HIGH! If he died tonight, he'd be a happy man (or, whatever).

I couldn't watch it all, so there's certainly more.

[LiberalBrooke]

10. I have no idea what you are talking about.

[SeattleVet]

14. It could have been worse...

they could have had Jerry Falwell Jr. give the invocation!

[tanyev]

16. Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.......Amen.

[mucifer]

18. Guessing the media will normalize it no matter how bad it gets They always do

[duforsure]

19. You mean the Fascist Trump Party, FTP

The republican party is gone. Done, Finished. This isn't a convention , its just aother propaganda rally.

[VOX]

21. Bet that 45's popping Adderal like after-dinner mints.

All week long. He’ll be grinding his teeth and hallucinating by Thursday, but who could tell?