I'm the daughter of Jerry and Becki Falwell and I have some things to say!!

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[soothsayer]

1. Alrighty then

[tblue37]

2. Could you summarize for us deafies? Thanks. nt

[soothsayer]

6. "Lots of people are laughing that my dad watched my mom have sex with the pool boy

If you think no one’s watching you have sex you’re wrong. God sees all, so when you do kooky positions(she rattles off many I’ve never heard of), God is watching.

So if my dad did watch, it was probably to make sure my mom had sex in a Christian way.

Watch the RNC tonight.”

Paraphrasing...

[tblue37]

8. Thank you! nt

[Amaryllis]

9. It's biting satire.

[soothsayer]

10. I was hoping so, when it got to the positions!

[LonePirate]

13. She uses several slips of the tongue to say the pool boy was her boyfriend. Also ...

she compares Jerry watching the pool boy have sex with his wife to God watching over all of us and how Jerry wanted to make sure they were having good, Christian sex.

She's obviously not their daughter and the video is a parody

[tblue37]

26. Thanks. nt

[malaise]

36. It's hilarious

Watch it

[Blue_true]

29. The pool boy was her boyfriend before he banged her Mom.

Also she, as a 21 year old, mentioned sexual positions that I have NEVER heard of, and believe me, I thought that I had heard about them all. She claimed that her Dad was watching her Mom take it to insure that her Mom had sex with her poolboy boyfriend in a Christian way, because god was watching from up top and would be upset if her Mom fell into one of the positions that were unchristian, she had given the list and seemed to have known what those sexual positions looked like. That must have been one busy pool boy. Hell, even porn directors would have had a hard time thinking of what that young lady thought up.

[JI7]

3. What does she say ?

[lunatica]

24. See some of the responses upthread.

[Progressive Jones]

4. LMAO !!!

[Goodheart]

5. wtf

[nolabear]

7. BWAH!! I recognized her but didn't expect that ending.

[demmiblue]

18. I am so grateful for people like her...

Sarah Cooper, Brent Terhune, etc. Moments of levity are so very important in these times.



(Shhh, I also like to see if people get fooled... don''t tell anyone )

[nolabear]

28. It's just between us. 😉

Btw I know Brent Terhune too and he STILL pusses me off!

[LakeArenal]

11. Is that real? Just so hard to tell.

[fleur-de-lisa]

14. No.

She is a comedian.

[LakeArenal]

27. Whew.

[Alliepoo]

12. Lol!!

This girl is a comedian-it is a joke. She’s pretty good!!

[panader0]

15. "Strawberry shortcakes"!

I laughed my ass off.

[vlyons]

16. Oh good grief. That's the lie she tells herself to mask her embarrassment

Honey. I don't care what consenting adults do in private. What I DO care about is holier-than-thou hypocrites and grifters trying to beat me with bibles into submission to their cult. You Dad's Church is nothing more than spiritual materialism to extend and glorify his own ego.

[cwydro]

25. It's satire.

She’s a comedian.

[GusBob]

33. Every time

Everytime there is a great satire piece on DU, someone falls for it

Its that good

[cwydro]

35. Yeah, I have to admit I get a kick out of that.

[TreasonousBastard]

17. Well done! Glad your down with your boyfriend the pool boy teaching your mother new tricks...

But, this is Caroline, the real daughter:

https://heavy.com/news/2019/05/becki-tilley-jerry-falwell-jr-wife/

[TreasonousBastard]

19. Oh, and it does appear that this hotties is really Blaire Erskine-- Good job, Blaire.

[LisaL]

21. She is a comedian and this is a satire.

[shanti]

22. Which is why I deleted my post. n/t

[42bambi]

23. She's a comedian and has a large twitter following. Very funny stuff! nt

[Blue_true]

30. Is that video a spoof?

Because if it isn’t, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

[The Genealogist]

31. boyfrpoolboy

[sarcasmo]

32. Googles upside down scuba diver. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[Yavin4]

34. Don't try it at home.

Leave it to the professionals like Jerry Falwell Jr.

[gopiscrap]

37. I love it