Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

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“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to move over a few inches...”

“The pandemic is fake,” said the turtle. “Wearing a mask makes you sick. This is all a hoax caused by 5G and planned by hospital executives—”

Frog backed away quickly.

“Let’s just go home,” said Frog.

“I am right behind you.” agreed Toad.


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[The Magistrate]

1. Thank You For The Laugh, Sir

It's funny because it's true....

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2. someone said

...humor is a more polite way of stating the truth.

[The Magistrate]

4. My daughter Cottoned On To That While Quite Young

Told me I was always serious when I was joking.

[hunter]

3. He set his Zoom background to a picture of his room when it was tidy.

“There,” said Toad. “Now I am professional.”

[Hekate]

5. I love Frog & Toad. This is like seeing old friends.

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7. I'm glad they got to go on a walk

...even if it was just for a short while.

[crickets]

6. Aw, wonderful.

“Time means nothing now,” said Toad. “It is just the thing that happens between snacks.”

Toad is too right.