"He's resigned!" No, I haven't. "Yes, he's resigned!" No, I really haven't. "Yes, he has!"

[struggle4progress]

Jerry Falwell Jr. confirms he has resigned

[ok_cpu]

1. This guy...

“I’ve accomplished all I can accomplish and I want to move on," Falwell said. "I was starting to get bored.”

Falwell also said he did not want his wife’s affair with another man, which he disclosed in a statement earlier this week to the Washington Examiner, to embarrass the school.

FOH

[Jarqui]

5. "I kept an eye on the affair from the corner - just to protect the school!!" ...nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. This shitshow will be fun to watch

[Goodheart]

3. "I've accomplished all I can accomplish and I want to move on,"

You didn't accomplish shit, junior. Just like Franklin you a lucrative business and did nothing on your own.

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Kind of wish he had stayed unresigned. nt

[Dave in VA]

6. Was hoping that he would teach a class

to the incoming freshman on how to have biblical sex. You know, the scripture that tell you how to enjoy watching your wife being banged by the pool boy while you sit there in your speedos pleasuring yourself. You know its there in two Corinthians some place, praise the lord!