*** RNC Convention Knight Too #2***

[underpants]

Thread numb burr won

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13971139

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. That Bondi is a damn good projectionist!

[nolabear]

2. Lies! Lies! Lieeeeeeeees!!! Rachel's got backup!

Andrew Weismann on the case.

[nolabear]

3. Oh, Tiffy...I had such hope.

[IcyPeas]

5. i thought she was a dem, wasn't she?

[ironflange]

18. I thought she was the only one with sense enough to stay out of this kind of shitstorm

So much for that idea.

[jpak]

4. Tiffany Cup Size!

Yer roots are showing

Daddy is not pleased

[jpak]

9. Fabrercated!

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Ohhhhhh, but that's the style!

50+ Ways to Wear Blonde Hair with Dark Roots in 2020

https://www.allthingshair.com/en-us/hairstyles-haircuts/hair-color-ideas/blonde-hair-with-dark-roots/

[nolabear]

6. So she's anti Fox, then?

[kskiska]

7. Overinflated blow-up doll.

[IcyPeas]

11. she must've gone to the same manner of speech school as ivanka

[kskiska]

14. ...and the same plastic surgeon.

[Nexus2]

8. Prevented from seeing...

[ironflange]

10. All faiths, as long as they're Xtian

[consider_this]

12. NOPE!!!!

She had the gall to say 'whether you believe it or not, you are a trump supporter'.

sorry, girl, I would be an athletic supporter first.

[underpants]

15. She's trying to convince herself.

Or justify herself.

[consider_this]

16. what voice of our is getting suppressed, Tif?

oh, you mean HATE? - dang, we can't have that suppressed!

[bullwinkle428]

17. Thanks, Kim Reynolds, for embarrassing all of us Iowans on a national level.

[nolabear]

19. What's with this the media didn't cover it bs?

I saw it. Multiple times.

[underpants]

20. He was right here

Okay it was some federal people. He didn’t actually bother coming here.

[Sogo]

43. We also have the embarrassment of Joni Ernst

coming up as a speaker. Don't know which night, though.

[Kali]

21. well, she is dull

of course drumpf supported a state that has a governer that kisses his ass. oh yeah he paid off some farmers. that is sustainable

[underpants]

22. Potted Plant is making mouth words

I think it’s something about Lincoln.

[nolabear]

23. Well, at least this is really dull. By the weekend no one will recall it.

Well, maybe the cocaine and if the Trump Family Singers do Tomorrow Belongs to Me.

[Kali]

24. mayo man!

bwahahahaha he gave that woman and her son "the look" - his adoring gaze usually reserved for the boss

[jpak]

25. Yo Pence Why should anyone in America have to work 3 jobs

To make ends meet?

Fuck you

[ironflange]

26. He's wearing one of Dumb Donald's hand-me-down ties

[consider_this]

27. why does he not wear mask with any of these people?

oh yeah...

[consider_this]

29. AND - they are not outside

Obvi fake backgrounds

[Totally Tunsie]

28. I see Pencie is getting fat on our dime just like his boss.

[underpants]

33. Yep. Some tubby tub.

[nolabear]

30. Wait...did he save GM in Lordstown?

When did he rescue GM?

[Kali]

31. cop saves and adopts unborn drug baby

this is just over the top lame

[IcyPeas]

32. Drugs bad

Except hydrochloroquin.

[consider_this]

34. Who is dismantling the constitution, lady?!

it is not progressives. Its yer man.

[underpants]

35. Nunez's face feels like it's in my den telling me about ..... wait for it ... CASTRO

[Kali]

36. yikes scary eyes

finally some more drugs to kick this show up

[jpak]

37. Nunez- the eyes! THE EYES!

Yikes!

[Kali]

38. !

[PatSeg]

67. Runaway Bride eyes!!!

That is weird looking.

[nolabear]

39. Zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzzzzz .....

[Totally Tunsie]

40. It must be Red Dress Night. Did Tiffany not get the memo?

[PatSeg]

70. The red dress

is the republican woman's uniform, usually with bleached blonde hair.

[Totally Tunsie]

73. Did Tiffany make a boo-boo?

She was in blue.

[PatSeg]

89. But her hair was blonder

and her makeup more excessive, so she compensated.

Seriously though, she used to look fairly normal, now she looks plastic and artificial, another Stepford Trump woman. She didn't even sound like a real human being.

[consider_this]

41. BARF CITY!!!!!!

IT has made the grand entrance.

[nolabear]

42. Jesus Christ. He's going to baptize somebody next.

[kskiska]

50. Total immersion, too!

[Totally Tunsie]

44. Imagine - Sworn in by the hypocrite president.

HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HERE!

[kskiska]

45. They've got one of everything at the citizenship oath taking.

[nolabear]

49. Now they break into a chorus of Its a Small World

It looks sooooooooo bad. I mean, lord love ‘em but...

[Totally Tunsie]

57. Well, that's MY earworm for the night!

[consider_this]

51. except masks.

welcome and enjoy our virus.

[underpants]

52. Yes. It's ...it's remarkable

[consider_this]

46. Gimmick time.

NO offense to those getting naturalized - good for you and welcome. but you are being used by an opportunist.

[jpak]

47. It is arrived

Dog and Pony

I hereby declare

Gawd

And no masks

[Kali]

48. can they do this as a political event?

[underpants]

55. Sure. That woman's kids are the "apples of her life"

[Kali]

60. I can't beleive they let him try to pronounce those furin shithole country names

[Gidney N Cloyd]

53. If you'd been trying to become a citizen for awhile and someone said let's do it at the convention--

-- you'd probably say "yes."

[Totally Tunsie]

54. Listening to that Oath, there's no way

Chump could live up to it.

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God.

[IcyPeas]

56. He couldn't pass the citizenship test either.

[jpak]

58. Yup

n/t

[Mossfern]

59. I just tuned in

I guess I need to catch up on reading these threads.
Presently it's as boring as last night.

Now I'll look to see if there was anything of interest before.
I did hear my husband shouting at the tv a while ago.

Something to Bondi.
I think he shouted "Yeah, you've got him now" in a sarcastic manor.

[consider_this]

61. i need Sarah Cooper to do this

'rights granted by usss
and granted by Gaad"

[underpants]

62. ERIC!

[Kali]

64. gums

[nolabear]

63. "I'm Eric!"

The hit man.

[Totally Tunsie]

65. Eric: Bad hair, bad beard, bad teeth, bad gums,

bad...just bad.

[jpak]

66. Eric!

Take a knee and bite it

Lol

[underpants]

72. He's got his Tucker Carlson confused face thing going on

Tucker will survive this to be confused another day. I feel it.

[Kali]

68. the elites in Paris

[ironflange]

69. Isn't this the same speech Junior gave?

[Totally Tunsie]

71. I don't hear this much about God in church.

Really going for this genre, eh?

ETA: "My father will fight for you."
Holy Christ! It's like being at a Catholic mass!

[underpants]

77. There a lot of things being "stripped" too

[IcyPeas]

74. So many cliches. This could've been written by a 14 year old.

[nolabear]

75. LOL--he's actually better at this than Junior.

It’s all bullshit but he doesn’t look like he’s been on a ten day coke-a-thon.

[PatSeg]

84. Yeah, Eric looks sober

[consider_this]

76. is this a damn church responsorial?

'my father will fight for you'

[H2O Man]

78. One question .....

Are they going to execute prisoners on tonight's show, or is that later in the week?


Recommended.

[underpants]

79. 💥

You got me.

[H2O Man]

83. If they could,

you know they would.

[luvs2sing]

81. Bang. I'm dead.

[H2O Man]

85. I think I heard

Trump wanted to. Law and Order.

[jpak]

87. No they are going to rip children from their parents

and put them in a cage.

Hilarity will ensue.

[H2O Man]

88. Is this connected

to them raffling off some of those children?

[jpak]

92. Of course!

[H2O Man]

98. I thought so.

But there are just so many things going on, it's hard to keep track.

Is this the most disgusting convention ever, or what?

[oasis]

80. Eric, howzabout we send your worthless, lying ass to the moon?

[lunasun]

82. Just signed on here and YT I see #2 son . At least he doesn't look wasted 🙄

[nolabear]

86. Aaaaand Barb McQuaid about Lil Eric's fifth amendment issue.

[consider_this]

90. When does the Missus come on?

[underpants]

91. Soon

Just a little more wine

[consider_this]

93. think we will need next thread??

[underpants]

95. On it.

Thanks.

[consider_this]

97. you rock!

[consider_this]

94. whine?

[Kali]

96. cancel culture

[Nexus2]

100. Sorry for the stupid question

But what is "Cancel culture"?

[nolabear]

103. It's when you dismiss everything someone has done

because of a real or perceived misdeed.

[Kali]

104. I think it is mostly assholes getting publicly shamed

like rightwing bigots getting disinvited to speak at colleges, but mostly it is whining assholes crying when they lose the ability to spread their hate

[jpak]

99. Pompous!

Fuck you

[underpants]

101. From Jerusalem on our dime.

[nolabear]

102. Pompeo looks like a total rube.

[PatSeg]

107. He looks like a man who has

sold his soul to the devil and has no control over what he says or does. He sure doesn't look like he believes anything he is saying.

[dchill]

105. I beg your pardon.

I never promised you a rose garden.

[Mossfern]

106. Why are all their speeches

so fucking boring?

BTW, I'm a little old lady who never says fuck.

[electric_blue68]

108. OMG the posts are FLYING so fast over at LP. lol!!!!!

[electric_blue68]

109. REMINDER: Be Best Grifter