Trump's forgotten son is speaking!

[imanamerican63]

[NCjack]

1. Oh, Eric. Your father is never going to love you. You poor SOB.

[mzmolly]

2. Who?

[2naSalit]

13. ...

Sounds like it's probably gums. I thought he wasn't going to be there tonight. Maybe they needed to fill that space made by the pulling of the Q woman.

[mzmolly]

15. Yep.

[lastlib]

19. Little Dumber Boy.

the paste-eater.

[mzmolly]

20. That was my poor attempt

at humor, over the 'forgotten' son remark.

[bottomofthehill]

3. It reminds me of My Cousin Vinnie

Everything he said is Bullshit.

His delivery is way better than his coke lead brother and sister in law though.

[dflprincess]

7. Maybe he isn't the dumb one?

Though that's a pretty low bar in the Trump family.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Maybe, he is the dumb one

He is just not coked up.

[dflprincess]

12. There is that. nt

[Solomon]

16. I agree. Surprising he did better than Jr. But that is an awful low bar though.

[bottomofthehill]

21. Eric was able to limbo under the bar that was a glass coffee table

That Donnie Jr was doing lines of Blow off of.

[BlueSpot]

4. At least he appears to be sober

Could have shaved or something. Treating this like a little league game. Well, maybe that's about right.

[Stallion]

5. Making the 5th Amendment Great Again

[dflprincess]

6. He neglected to mention that the Hoover Dam was built government funds

some from the Reconstruction Finance Corporation started by Hoover and completed with money from FDR's New Deal program, the Public Works Administration.

[struggle4progress]

8. "Hearing the echo of my own voice is this empty hall impresses me more than the roar of a crowd!"

[dflprincess]

10. Charlie Pierce tweet

Link to tweet

[Squidly]

11. why oh why

did I just turn this crap on...

[2naSalit]

14. HA! Not gonna get me to watch that shit!

[smirkymonkey]

17. Papaaaaaaa!

Please love me! I will do anything for you!

You know, these kids have plenty of money to strike out on their own and make something of themselves, yet they grovel at their father's feet for the tiny little crumbs he throws them. What is wrong with them? Why are they so desperate for the love of a man who is incapable of loving or even liking them?

He does nothing but humiliate them at every turn. The only one he shows any affection toward is Ivanka and that is extremely creepy. Haven't they had enough abuse already? Why can't they realize their own collective power over him? If they all wanted to, they could destroy him and take over everything. Are they really that psychologically damaged? I am beginning to think yes.

[lastlib]

18. I THOUGHT I heard a gurgling noise...............

White on upper lip--Don: Cocaine. Eric: Paste.