****RNC Convention Knight Too. #3 ****

[underpants]

Thread two with link to won
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13971648

[H2O Man]

1. Recommended.

Thank you for posting these.

[underpants]

4. 😊

Thanks.

[Kali]

2. pompouspee-oh

from Jerusalem

[consider_this]

5. is he holding a flashlight under his face?

that is the horror lighting trick we all did as kids - his looks similar.

[jpak]

3. Pompous!

Hatch Act much?

Fuck you

[underpants]

7. Do any of these people pre-read their speech?

[jpak]

18. Apparently not

Beady eyed fuck

[consider_this]

6. here we go. roseless garden speech!!!

[consider_this]

9. maskless CROWD

[tblue37]

69. In a devastated Rose Garden. nt

[lunasun]

8. End O' Timers scare me when they are in power

oh going to the ho’s garden now

[Celerity]

10. hope no one is smoking near Pompeo, cuz that bellend is gaslighting like Saudi Aramco

[underpants]

11. Trump will sit in front row and listen to Melania

[soothsayer]

12. So is she live?

Dammit the rain stopped

[underpants]

20. We're getting a catwalk.

[soothsayer]

24. Yeah that didn't work well

Boy she’s thin though

[jpak]

13. Pence and Mother enter Malaria's ugly Rose Garden

Jackie rolls in the grave

[Takket]

21. .

Is she still in her grave? Or did melania dig that up too along with all of her trees?

[Kali]

14. asshole intros his third wife?

[Nexus2]

15. What the Hell is this...?

[soothsayer]

16. PS ISIS isn't gone

[brooklynite]

17. This audience setup for Melania will be repeated for Trump's speech on Thursday...

...anything to give him a cheering section.

[underpants]

25. I could definitely see that.

[Mossfern]

19. here comes the bride

[Mossfern]

22. Military outfilt?

[underpants]

29. Looks... mmmm ...Mao or Castro

[hvn_nbr_2]

44. SS Ladies Auxiliary. nt

[jpak]

23. Here we go!

N/T

[Mossfern]

26. She looks like a hostage!

[underpants]

32. I know some people are hopeless....you are not alone

[Totally Tunsie]

27. Isn't that the same entrance she used for "Be Best"?

[jpak]

28. No masks

No social distancing

[consider_this]

30. at least she called it COVID 19

and not china virus like her SO does.

[jpak]

31. Teleprompter right

Teleprompter left

Hope her eyes don't pop

Lol

[hvn_nbr_2]

50. Couldn't they put the teleprompters closer to the camera?

She did, at some point, realize she should look at the camera occasionally. You can tell when she looks at the camera that she only says a few words that she remembered from the last teleprompter she looked at.

[IcyPeas]

33. november is coming

[underpants]

39. ✅

[Totally Tunsie]

34. Oh, Malaria I love how you say "huzzzband".

How long before you bring in the cheel-dreen?

[BlueSpot]

35. Watch her eyes move from left teleprompter to right teleprompter

I can't quit seeing it.

Edit: Sorry Jpak, you beat me too it.

[LeftInTX]

38. That's what it is...LOL

[LeftInTX]

36. She is such a "warm person"...NOT!!

[underpants]

37. Do you all think we are being too snarky here?

No. Never mind. Weren’t not.

[PatSeg]

83. Well

She is a lot better than Junior, Tiffany, and Eric. Of all the Trumps, she is almost tolerable.

[Mossfern]

40. Ha!

Husband is snoring!!!

[Totally Tunsie]

51. Yours or hers? LOL

[Wednesdays]

41. I'm not watching. How are the kidneys?

[underpants]

47. Looking good.

I thought the military buttons were actually ON the nips but I was wrong.

[soothsayer]

42. "I alvays vanted green cart"

[IcyPeas]

48. melania.... immigration advantages

Melania trump had immigration advantages that she didn't deserve, and others aren't given.

She didn't have to wait in a damn cage, either, and doesn't really care about those who do.

Link to tweet

[oasis]

59. "Othervise I getta sneak by pesky Moose and Squirrel". nt

[underpants]

43. Thanks her parents for bringing her here when she was 26

[Mossfern]

45. Do you think they have applause signs?

[Yavin4]

46. I wonder how much extra Trump had to pay her for this speech

I'm guessing another $10 million.

[nolabear]

49. She's surprisingly lifelike.

[Kali]

53. !

[Mossfern]

54. Was thinking the same thing!

Amazing android.
They just need to develop a personality.

[H2O Man]

61. !!!!

[underpants]

55. Yep. Lifelike

[H2O Man]

60. "There's a future in plastics."

(Recycled from The Graduate.)

[Totally Tunsie]

71. Ha!

[H2O Man]

89. Perfect!

[kskiska]

52. Where's Barron?

[nolabear]

58. Who?

[Mossfern]

56. That infamous trip to Africa.

Remember the pith helmet.

[soothsayer]

66. Foreshadowing USPS trouble

[jls4561]

57. We have the best cages for children. BE BEST!

[JohnnyLib2]

62. Her delivery has improved while his has deteriorated.

Actually, she's more coherent.

No comment on the content--

[tblue37]

63. Melania's eyes are less squinty than usual. nt

[Totally Tunsie]

73. Jr. beat her to the drugs.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

64. Did she say 'we must never let slavery happen again'?

[LeftInTX]

65. Her outfit is just awful

A cross between Army Surplus and Gestapo.

Not suitable for the Rose Garden in August for a First Lady campaign speech.

[H2O Man]

68. Gestapo Surplus?

My son had commented on how wrong it is.

[jpak]

67. Wow Trump looks grumpy

Yikes!

[Totally Tunsie]

76. Malaria isn't speaking about him very much.

[PatSeg]

94. Yeah, that is true

That makes her sound more believable. As soon as she says, "my husband", her credibility dissolves.

[Mossfern]

70. Gad, it's like an eight year old

reciting from a textbook.

[ecstatic]

72. Birther bae is definitely on stimulants as well.

The hypocrisy is unreal! What a joke!

[H2O Man]

78. It's weird.

Donald Jr's eyes were glassy last night.

(Note: Last night, I asked people here to please deliver an emergency bottle & bong here. I again request the same.)

[JenniferJuniper]

74. Who is Natasha looking at?

Boris?

[H2O Man]

80. +1

Well done!

[lunasun]

75. Because she is who she is.. I keep thinking Ilsa from the SS -the military look for fascist fashion

Miller should have written her speech to match her outfit
Whoever did write it made it way too long

[LeftInTX]

82. LOL!!!

My BF took me to see Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS!!! I was 18 and we watched it at the drive-in!

[underpants]

106. ✅

[kskiska]

77. And to think she wrote this all by herself.

[jpak]

79. Is this ever going to end?

Jeebus

[H2O Man]

84. It might be

one of those "flashnacks" I was warned about half a century ago?

[Mossfern]

81. She's giving parental advice now.

[ecstatic]

85. How to tiktok to your children?

And no thanks, I don't want or need your advice. How about you free the caged babies? 🤬

[PatSeg]

108. Her constant mention of "our children"

is unnerving, as if there aren't thousands of children separated from their parents at the border.

"We are all one community" - seriously?

[Mossfern]

86. He's watching her....

to see if she slips up.

[IcyPeas]

87. honestly, does she really want 4 more years?

[PatSeg]

98. Oh no

She can't wait to get the hell out of there. That life must really suck for her.

[underpants]

101. Well, the NYC life is gone.

There’s just Florida and Trump playing golf for hours....and the pool

[Kali]

112. I hear there are hot pool boys there

for rent.

[underpants]

114. Oh

Pool boys. I just didn’t give that a single thought.

[Kali]

88. she needs to go back to plagiarizing this is boring

[jpak]

96. Took the words right out of my mouth

[Ilsa]

110. She, the wife of a narcissist, asked Americans to look

at others from different perspectives. She should advise her spouse in private.

[soothsayer]

90. Total honesty?????

Hey, she might not be telling the truth here.

[Mossfern]

91. He doesn't waste time playing politics?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Totally Tunsie]

92. Yeah - she can get the F out of our house too.

[BlueSpot]

93. What, what?

What was that bit about total honesty????

[ecstatic]

95. Sorry drump. Your wife will NEVER be Michelle.

What an awful, poorly delivered speech this is. Did I mention boring and hypocritical?

[IcyPeas]

97. kisses donald on the cheek..... twice

[ecstatic]

104. Did any of the bronzer get on her face?

[Totally Tunsie]

105. Barely a pucker. She was just letting him kiss her...

on her cheek.

[Alex4Martinez]

99. Wouldn't kiss him on the lips. Nope, I don't blame her.

Ewwww.

[flibbitygiblets]

100. OMG I thought that would never end

Okey, I zpeek da eenglish verds, now leef dah mahney on dah table

[consider_this]

102. Nice COVID party on the lawn.

yawn

[ecstatic]

107. No pity for any of them at this point.

They can all catch it as far as I'm concerned.

[consider_this]

113. we watched on C-SPAN

director did not seem to know what to switch to, so we just saw them all mingling there like at a BC (before Covid) party.

[jpak]

103. So what was the message?

They're holding hands.

And she pulled him along

lol

[consider_this]

109. so perhaps the trees were removed

to allow for the long shot of their procession under the colonnade? Nice clear view.

[H2O Man]

111. She's the Dan Quayle of First Ladies.