She refers to Trump as her husband all the time.

[LiberalFighter]

[dchill]

1. Oh. I thought she was saying, "Hose bond."

[sandensea]

4. Did you hear? Melania's auditioning for a role in a new vampire movie.

Her one line?

"I vant to drink your VLAD."

[Blue Owl]

2. She's doing her wifely duties

[soothsayer]

3. My prediction for her speech was "I vote huzband vor prezeedent"

But she’s running way longer than that

[ooky]

5. Because she can't use "Dotard" in public.

[Sneederbunk]

6. Even she cannot call him president without laughing.