Who would have thunk...

[beastie boy]

...that the most compelling Trump giving a keynote speech at the Trump convention would turn out to be a has-been stripper trophy wife with a heavy foreign accent and the diction, facial expressions and all the charm of a beta-tested robot prototype?

Then again, we all knew it wouldn't be Eric.

[Newest Reality]

1. The unofficial Uniform of the New Regime was a nice touch, too.

[MontanaMama]

2. I didn't watch any of it...but,

if Melania was that compelling, the MF will be all kinds of jealous!

[Cha]

3. she wasn't.. just to some and the fawning media..

Link to tweet

[oasis]

5. "Total honesty is what we as citizens deserve from our president".

Only a robot such as Melania could deliver that line without faltering.

Much mahalo, Cha for the Daniel Dale tweet

[Cha]

6. I know right.. where the hell has melania been the LAST 4 YEARS?!

When he started OFF LYING about the SIZE of his DAMN inauguration???

And only a sociopath, too.. A Sociopathic Robot!

You're Welcome, oasis!

[beastie boy]

4. Saying she was the most compelling of all the Trumps is not in any way a compliment.

It's like saying nematodes are the most compelling of all worms.

[Cha]

7. LOL

ROFL

[FormerOstrich]

8. I was cooking

dinner and 1/2 listening. I swear she said something about her husband running the biggest con game in history. Then I realized she had meant to say economy. I swear it sounded like con game.

[stillcool]

9. she's brilliant! I never would..

have thought to equate the economy with the conisforme