***RNC Convention #2*** THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT (Ivanka)

[underpants]

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=13983627

[underpants]

1. Ivanka "he works from dawn to midnight"

That’s not 24 hours.

[msongs]

2. more like it midnight to dawn then he hits the course at our expense nt

[MotorCityBeard]

3. Doesn't matter. If she has to say how long he's working....

He's not.

[H2O Man]

4. A horrible human being.

[underpants]

6. This speech is a dud. She's had to "killer" lines and they went past the crowd.

There was applause but she clearly expecting more.

[H2O Man]

11. Her glee in delivery

of brain-dead lines is disturbing.

[flibbitygiblets]

5. I hate you most of all, Nepotism Barbie

[nolabear]

7. She is so dangerous. Just as soulless and not as obvious.

She actually rather scares me. They need to go, NOW.

[IcyPeas]

8. 184,796 per Worldometer

[Kali]

9. gaslighting asshole

she is almost more despicable than her sire

[underpants]

12. Bleached

Bleached asshole.

[Kali]

37. and sculpted

[Nexus2]

10. Um, he could pardon ALL the people in Alice's postion.

just as easily, but i guess using them as props would make the stage too crowded.

[Kali]

13. all this "I've dne such and such by daddykins side"

she (they) thinks she is running for the position next

[underpants]

14. Wow. She's respects him for being "effective"

That’ll get a 3 out of 5 on your annual evaluation

[littlemissmartypants]

15. It's a travesty he is such an oratorical disaster that he can't speak for himself and has to have

his daughter, Republican Barbie, do it for him.

[Kali]

16. from khaki to pink to lime green

melanie is so wierd

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Hahaha. I was just thinking that! nt

[nolabear]

19. It's a green screen dream.

She should know better.

[IcyPeas]

17. Look! He can walk down stairs!!

[PatSeg]

20. Well, so far Ivanka

is the best speaker at the convention, but who the hell is she talking about? Compassion? The pain in his eyes? The word 'impossible' only motivates him? My dad believes in the potential of each individual?

She is a MUCH better liar than her father or brothers.

[Cha]

21. Ivanka Is FULL OF SHIT Past her Creepy EYEBALLS!

[consider_this]

22. hair is about to BLOW!

[Kali]

43. c'mon wind!

[underpants]

23. The turd has hit the pool

[Kali]

25. LOL!

[underpants]

28. Melania didn't look happy when Ivanka popped back up on stage.

[Cha]

24. Putin's Puppet is the Pee "president".

[nolabear]

26. Please let that wind blow. Pleeeeeeeeeeeze.

That hair may well lift off.

[Politicalgolfer]

27. The "Incest R' Us" portion of the convention....

[littlemissmartypants]

29. His hair isn't going to make it through the speech. nt

[musette_sf]

30. "THE PEOPLE'S PRESIDENT"?

Yeah, these people:

[Totally Tunsie]

31. Has to read from the teleprompter to express his love for his

children and grandchildren.

Bet he can't name the grandkids on the first try

[underpants]

36. I've heard "love" at least twice.

He’s all about the love you know.

[Orangepeel]

92. person, woman, man, camera and TV!

[dflprincess]

32. She did prove she can lie as much as Daddy. nt

[Kali]

33. I profoundly accept???

huh?

[underpants]

34. I was going to post that. Does that make it extra accepted?

[nolabear]

35. Ya know, so far he's boring. Reading that teleprompter.

[littlemissmartypants]

38. And the sing, song speech pattern makes everything sound the same.

It's nauseating.

[Kali]

39. yep so far kimmie was the most entertaining

[IcyPeas]

40. And he knows nothing about history or what he is talking about.

[underpants]

42. I didn't realize how "I gives a..." he sounds

I thought it was just some appearances with the press mostly reading something for the first time.

This is like some reading the PowerPoint screen for the 200th time.

[consider_this]

41. He has so much energy!!!

just kidding.

[underpants]

46. I...want...to..respond...

See my post above. He is just reading.

Hold it there was a burst of energy there.

[littlemissmartypants]

44. Well, he got the important election part right. nt

[lunasun]

45. Sure is the most important election in our lifetime asshole

You have to go!!

[consider_this]

47. WTF!?!?!?!?!!!!

dems see nation that needs to be punished for sins?

You are the bible packing theme here, not us.

[nolabear]

48. My GOD that front section is bald old white men.

How on earth can anyone believe they care about anyone?

[Nexus2]

52. "How on earth can anyone believe they care about anyone?"

They want to, it gives them an excuse like "Economic anxiety" does.

[consider_this]

49. snark, snark

Joe gave kisses - crowd goes wild.

you grabbed pu$$y dude

[Kali]

50. he's getting more orange

is it time released bronzer?

bright pink ears and hairline

[consider_this]

51. LOL!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

53. LOL

[Celerity]

66. striving for peak oompa loompa

[Kali]

74. that's why melanie is wearing that color dress!!!

[underpants]

54. Okay. I'm giggling at this point.

This is bizarro.

[nolabear]

56. And not even fun bizarro. Boring bizarro. Like a puppet show.

[nolabear]

55. Okay I'm not worried any more. His speech is stupid.

Stilted, old, insider, dull, pandering not to the base but to the grifters.

People will forget within days.

What we do now will determine the outcome.

VOTEBLUE!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

58. +1

[Totally Tunsie]

57. ACCEPTANCE Speech, Asshole - not campaign.

You already accepted. Now get the hell off the podium.

[nolabear]

59. Oh he'll drone on til they get out the hook.

Doesn’t make it any more true or memorable.

[Totally Tunsie]

60. I read somewhere that he's been given 75 minutes for his speech!

[nolabear]

61. Who's going to cut him off?

Dawn breaks over the Potomac...

[Totally Tunsie]

63. LOL

Hey, you safe and sound, nolabear? I trust so if you're here with us tonight!

[underpants]

62. Weak chant.

[littlemissmartypants]

64. It's 85, feels like 90 at 2251 in DC right now and those lights.

With that and 57% humidity no wonder his make up is melting. Yuck.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

65. Good, mention the "space force."

[littlemissmartypants]

68. I thought I heard laughter. Did anyone else? nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

67. Ventilators for all!

[littlemissmartypants]

71. Too bad they were nonfunctional. DOA. nt

[Totally Tunsie]

86. There may be a few in the audience who will need them in two weeks.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

89. +1

[IcyPeas]

69. 184,796

[ecstatic]

70. I find it hard to believe that trumpers are OK with this wanton display of corruption and

selfishness. He's holding this super spreader event on the White House lawn, in a city that is mostly black. The residents of the city will have to deal with the fallout of his "look at me" convention. I am beyond disgusted right now. The super annoying, monotone/sing-song tone of voice just tops it off.

[Nexus2]

76. "The super annoying, monotone/sing-song tone of voice just tops it off."

Didn't Scott Adams refer to that as some kind of master oratory technique or something?

[littlemissmartypants]

77. Yep, the speech pattern alone is grounds for deportation. nt

[Kali]

72. I've counted at least 7 or 8 flubs

hope the press gets a good count and talks about it, that will piss him off

[Gidney N Cloyd]

73. Are they REALLY stupid enough to end on their Covid response?

(At least I'm hoping this is close to the end.)

[nolabear]

75. Seriously, this is dull as fuck. And he's starting to stumble.

When he goes into those “and you know that, people are saying that, can you believe that...” he’s trying to get past losing track.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

78. He's edging off-script.

[littlemissmartypants]

81. Yep, the off prompter ad libs are a warning sign of impending delirium. nt

[ecstatic]

79. How much cognitive dissonance is required to be at that magafest

WITH a mask on, which means you clearly believe the virus is real, but yet you're standing there cheering & fawning over the guy who is making the pandemic worse?

[ecstatic]

80. Alrighty. I'm done. nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

83. Oh, please. His agenda is made in Moscow.

[brooklynite]

84. Trump is starting to free-associate off the teleprompter; that always works out well...

[underpants]

88. Getting his God on.

Sounded like a laugh track there for a bit.

[IcyPeas]

85. Fuck you

Abortion up to the 9th month.
Just fuck you.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

87. Now the Pledge/Under God bullshit...

[Kali]

90. took god out of the pledge twice

at the DemoCRAT convention

[nolabear]

91. Meanwhile, outside the WH. Really!

Link to tweet

[Kali]

94. excellent!

[Vivienne235729]

119. +1000

[Nexus2]

93. What manifesto is he talking about?

Biden/Bernie... Bernie isn't running.

[Music Man]

95. Goddamn, this speech so freaking long.

Made longer by the fact that it's him, but this keeps going on and on and on and on and on.

[avebury]

96. I just checked in to watch the analysis

and he is still yammering! How long has he been at it and how much longer is he going to motor mouth.

Sound is turned off.

[nolabear]

97. Oh, an hour or so. I'm not sure. My ass is numb.

[IcyPeas]

98. Just over an hour now.

[tinrobot]

100. Every entertainer knows to leave them wanting more.

Get the hook - this guy has already gone on WAY too long.

[mvd]

104. Me too. When will this idiot ever end? I also want to hear the analysis

And how is he allowed to do it at the White House?

[littlemissmartypants]

99. Patri addict heroes. nt

[Kali]

101. gotta give him credit for leaning on that podium and yammering on for an hour or more...

[Nexus2]

102. Did he say "Walfdorfed communities?"

And didn't he called the WH a dump at some point?

The dentures are slipping.

[lunasun]

103. He is throwing a lot out now so it's probably ending soon . He was boring 😴

[IcyPeas]

105. And so says our reality tv star president

[Wednesdays]

106. He's planning on talking until Election Day

AmIRight?

[Kali]

110. really!

I think he's on a loop

[Yavin4]

107. Don't the folks in his audience have to pee?

I would have to pee after 90 minutes.

[IcyPeas]

108. Who wrote this speech?

[littlemissmartypants]

113. I was just wondering the same thing!

It's a rambling ball of corny trope at this point.

[Wednesdays]

118. I don't know who wrote it

But it seems like there was a whole lot of copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste...

[IcyPeas]

121. Copy and paste from a third grade history book.

[greatauntoftriplets]

123. Stephen Miller?

[dflprincess]

109. Babbling on and on about settling the continent

no mention of the indigenous people who were already here.

[Totally Tunsie]

111. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Kali]

112. is the fucker going to make you have to start another thread???!!!

[LiberalFighter]

114. About time it got over.

[nolabear]

115. Good God. He's gone full Annie Oakley.

[nolabear]

116. This is the speech that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

[littlemissmartypants]

117. Thank Gawd, it's over. FINALLY! nt

[Kali]

120. Hallelujah???

OMG

[Jimbo S]

122. Mary Trump

I need more Mary Trump. I could listen to her talk for three hours.

[Maru Kitteh]

124. I have.

Audiobook. Rent from your library! Well worth the time.