What is tRump hiding under that makeup?

[madashelltoo]

He looks hideous. And, it’s not working.

[Aristus]

1. A pale, bald, ugly man.

I'm a pale, bald, ugly man, but I don't try to make it worse by spackling on faux-tan, and combing my bald fringe six ways from Sunday in order to try to hide it...

[peggysue2]

2. Trump has a skin condition of some sort

Last year, a poster suggested rosacea. Could be that. Could be a reaction to whatever drugs he takes. Whatever. His skin is in terrible shape and you're right--neither the makeup nor the sun lamps work.

Of course, the other theory? It's his corrupt soul bubbling through the pores.

[madashelltoo]

5. Good one!

Evil bubbling to the surface. Will he start growling and panting soon?

[No Vested Interest]

10. Dorian Grey aka DJT. nt

[IcyPeas]

3. Well, he is the devil. Pretty hard to disguise.

[GoCubsGo]

4. Blotchy, pale skin.

No doubt he's still stuck in the 1980s, when a sun tan was considered much more attractive than not having one.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. I'm not sure he's hiding anything, although his skin looks rough and lumpy,

kind of like a hairless scrotum full of marbles. I think he's going for the athletic, tanned stud look but nobody has the guts to tell him it's not working.

[lunatica]

7. Oh god!

Especially his nose!

[safeinOhio]

8. It's not makeup.

It’s sheep’s clothing.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

9. Bad diet often results in bad skin

The way he eats, lack of exercise, no wonder he looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon.

[Alacritous Crier]

11. ...

[Wellstone ruled]

12. Years of heavy duty drug

usage. There was a picture of him at Mar-a-gago with Skin Peel on his face.

[SledDriver]

13. some examples

Then there's these






and my favorite

[keithbvadu2]

14. Donald wears more makeup than Melania.

Donald wears more makeup than Melania.