Cool story, Bro

[RhodeIslandOne]

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[littlemissmartypants]

1. He's hallucinating And lying, apparently. nt

[Flaleftist]

2. Almost everyone has a smartphone and Internet access and not a single picture?

[Beartracks]

3. "Gear." On a plane. Uh-huh. And thugs: flying. Yeah... Cool story, Bro. n/t

[struggle4progress]

4. "My grocery store today was full of shape-shifting body-snatching alien lizard people.I blame Biden"

[Skittles]

5. he is just so fucking ridiculous

he's like a nutty rambling drunk uncle that everyone tunes out

[Midnight Writer]

17. Exactly. Ingraham is trying to keep him track. He's slipping away, and I mean that seriously.

[JohnnyLib2]

6. Huh, the caravan is finally here.

Or something.

[dalton99a]

8. Keep talking, asshole

[Ferrets are Cool]

9. Sounds like a description of HIS thugs

[dalton99a]

10. Yep.

[gratuitous]

11. And then, and then, and then, there was a baby and the baby looked at me

The interviewer looks credulous enough that she falls for that "Oh sure baby, I'll still respect you in the morning" line every time.

[Whiskeytide]

12. He's more obvious than Tommy Flanagan. n/t

[Bleacher Creature]

13. Will they investigate the voices in his head?

I hear they're the prime suspects.

[Mopar151]

14. My favorite mick Belker/Hill st. Blues line...

I finally found the bad guys, Cap'm. They're all in his head, playin' canasta!

[smirkymonkey]

15. Hoo Boy!

We've got a Stage 5 nutter on our hands. The problem is, he's running the fucking country right now.

[GoCubsGo]

16. Did he said a planeload of his jackboots to Portland?

Because it sounds like his own DHS thugs.