How can we 'Santorum' Trump?

[GoneOffShore]

His brand is damaged, he's chewing at the restraints, he's bat guano crazy: So, what definition can we come up with that will be as repugnant as 'santorum' and will stick to Sniffles McGolfcart like pig shit to a shoe?

[DonaldsRump]

1. Call in Maria Butina?

Link to tweet

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[North Shore Chicago]

2. Seems as though

he is doing a bigly fine job all by his wittle 'ol self.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. That's a tough one.

His base and anti-Biden followers remind me of Being There, where an idiot is held up as profound and a true leader. They can't tell the difference.

He could have a new D.C. hooker each night, publish photos and details, and his base won't care.

[doc03]

4. There is nothing no statistics, videos of Trump's lies or even a golden shower tape

from Russia that will turn them. Statistics are fake, videos are out of context or fake and a
golden shower tape would just be like missing a three foot putt. I have tried the other day
I told one the unemployment was 10.2% he don't believe, the Deep State fake those numbers to
make Obama look good and Trump look bad.

[JI7]

5. He is already shit . It's all about stopping them from cheating enough to steal another election

[apnu]

6. Trumpers are still behind Trump after all the Stormy Daniels stuff

And many more things like it.

His brand has long been tarnished, they don't care. Branding is meaningless to them.

All Trumpers care about is "owning the libs". So long as they think "others" are punished as much as they think they are now, they're content to let Trump do anything he wants.

If Trump said to the militias that its open season, Trumpers would cheer wildly as the streets become a blood bath.

[Alacritous Crier]

7. GOTV

That's it... Just GOTV!

[cyclonefence]

8. Exudate from a cyst?

"Dr. Pimple Popper really had to work to get the trump out of that bump."

Tire tracks in underwear

"My mother washed them three times, but she couldn't get the trump out of my jockeys."

skin boils
"It was the worst case of Trump my dermatologist had ever seen."

eye gunk
"Honey there's a little trump in your right eye."

ingrown toenail
"Is there anything more painful than a trump you can't quite reach?"

[GoneOffShore]

9. You're on to it. All are really good.

Predator?

The guy who wanted to trump my fourteen year old daughter is in the garden.

I can't see him.

You need a shovel.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

10. If it hasn't happened by now, do you really think it can be done?

[GoneOffShore]

11. Hey, it's worth a shot. The whole thing with authoritarians is that they hate to be laughed at.