This insecure Kenosha cop arrested a woman last night for saying he has a small d*ck.

[demmiblue]

Kenosha, Wisconsin:

The absolute best and worst thing you’ll see today.

This insecure Kenosha cop arrested a woman last night for saying he has a small d*ck.

This woman is a hero...

Link to tweet

[procon]

1. Wonder how worded that on the booking form. nt

[kacekwl]

14. She was disturbing the peace so I

had to take my cuffs out and show her my big Willy.

[mitch96]

2. I'm not dening it but there has to be more to it than microphallus........ nt

[rurallib]

3. must have hit a small nerve ending

That cop will be the focus of derision wherever he goes now.

[jaxexpat]

40. He walked right into it, brain in idle, revved to max. rpm, and, still, he asked HER to calm down?

[Ohioboy]

4. Were these reporters?

In the background it sounded like someone said "there is nothing to report anyway".

[Phoenix61]

8. Looks like she's wearing some type badge. nt

[Ohioboy]

9. It looks like there was a camera on the ground too.

[madaboutharry]

5. A court has held that it is a Free Speech 1st Amendment right

to say "Fuck You" to Dick Cheney. Remember that?

Telling a cop he has a small dick is also protected speech.

[Ferrets are Cool]

10. This. Sue them for false arrest.

[uponit7771]

20. +1, money talks ... KPD needs the lessons. I didn't know they didn't have body cams on when they

... attempted the murder of Blake.

[RVN VET71]

29. I doubt the charge against her is that she criticized his dick

Although I kind of wish it were because, in court, he'd have to prove she was characterizing his penis correctly or incorrectly, right?

[Ferrets are Cool]

36. Too funny

[WhiskeyGrinder]

6. FTP. ACAB.

[Nevilledog]

7. I think we should all send him cans of Vienna sausages.

[crickets]

11. Best laugh of the day so far.

[stillcool]

15. pigs in a blanket?

[Nevilledog]

17. Niiiiiice

[kacekwl]

12. We know who needs to "calm down"

The guy with the small dick.

[csziggy]

43. Sort of like this

[Aristus]

13. She needs a defense attorney with the guts to stand up to the judge and say:

"It's true, Your Honor. This cop has a little dick."

[mitch96]

24. Yup, measurements and comparison photographs testimony from a urologist etc that would be a hoot. nt

[dweller]

16. this should make for an interesting

day of court in the discovery phase ...

✌🏼

[onethatcares]

35. a "My cousin Vinnie" episode could be made of this

sadly, life imitates art too often.

[Rustynaerduwell]

18. She disturbed his piece.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

33. LOLLLLLL 😂 it took very little.

[uponit7771]

19. K&R, KPD is a fucked up group of folks ... I'd stay clear, too may good guys not speaking up

[rockfordfile]

21. good

[3catwoman3]

22. She must be right...

...in what she said.

[Jeebo]

23. If somebody said I had a small d*ck,

I would simply respond, "How do you know? You've never seen it."

I won't comment on the physical size of any of my other physical attributes, but I will say that my skin is much thicker than that cop's.

-- Ron

[Soph0571]

25. You know this means he does have a small dick, FACT n/t

[unitedwethrive]

48. Yup...he wouldn't have been offended otherwise.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

26. I bet she is conflicted about waiting for discovery to happen in the case

[Yeehah]

27. Illegal arrest, false imprisonment, violation of civil rights

I hope to see a suit filed for this gross misuse of authority under color of the law.

[LudwigPastorius]

28. Legitimate press credentials...

I hope CJTV sues the everliving shit out of this cop and his department for violating the First Amendment rights of their reporters.

A curfew law without a media exemption is blatantly unconstitutional.

Maybe, now that Officer Needledick is a media star, he will think twice about arresting journalists in the future.

[Scalded Nun]

30. Sounds like quite a (wee willy) winker!

[irisblue]

31. She got a gofund me for her lawyer yet?

[Hmongliberal]

32. Talk about carrying around a pea shooter!!

[Roy Rolling]

34. Yikes!

Discovery on this is gonna be disgusting.

[Mr.Bill]

37. The legal process of discovery

before the trial should be a real hoot.

[bringthePaine]

38. this needs to go to trial - awesome to force "evidentiary discovery"! then sue the fuck out him

[NCjack]

39. Oh, my. That info about a "small dick" is now in his personnel file.

[ybbor]

41. Hmm... makes me think of this:

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[demigoddess]

42. best laughs of my day!!! give that lady a gold medal!!!

[world wide wally]

44. It might be short, but it's not too big around

[hunter]

45. Oh. My. That reminds me of traveling with my mom when I was a kid.

[Vinca]

46. You just know the woman's attorney is going to demand photo evidence in her defense.

[Mr. Evil]

47. Arrested because the cop suffered from smallcox.

At least it isn't contagious.

[TomSlick]

49. Contempt of cop is not a criminal offense.

Step one: Beat the charge.

Step two: Sue the cop for false arrest.

Step three: Publish the name of the cop so we can all send him cans of Vienna sausage.

[LuckyCharms]

50. Good thing she didn't mention his diminutive, raisin-like balls.

[ecstatic]

51. They arrested her, but let a murderer walk free (until

public outrage forced them to make an arrest). This is what we're dealing with. A completely corrupted, criminal organization.

Good cops, if they exist, wouldn't watch on silently while shit like this continues.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

52. The Watch Commander would have to tell the one with the small dick that he broke the law.

Good thing she recorded it though. I was also thinking that things might have turned out differently if she weren't White.

[intheflow]

53. Kenosha police, determined to bankrupt their city by making bullshit arrests.

Glad she got that on video, cannot wait to hear what she gets as a settlement when she sues these small-dicked snowflakes for violating her First Amendment right to free speech.

[GeorgeGist]

54. If she gets to court ...

her defense attorney ought to demand to measure his dick.