John Fugelsang wins EVERYTHING with this.

[Siwsan]

Copied from my Facebook page:

"The irony is that "mini-stroke" is sort of how Stormy Daniels described the whole experience."

[yonder]

1. He's gotta be a genius. Day in and day out he keeps coming up with these.

I wish I had a tenth of that talent.

[CaptYossarian]

2. $130,000 per inch?

[Disaffected]

3. Yabut,

that's only $51,181 per centimetre.

Now queue the jokes about Slow-pitch Baseball...

[CaptYossarian]

4. He would have saved money if he hadn't been aroused.

Stormy wanted sex, but Donald was playing Operation. (She didn't buzz.)

[paleotn]

5. Ouch! That'll leave a mark.

Glad I never had the misfortune of getting into an insult contest with Fugelsang back in high school. No one at my alma mater had that kind of talent.

[bucolic_frolic]

6. Yes that is a grand slam for going FULL CIRCLE

time wise, theme wise, word wise ...

[warmfeet]

7. K & R

[sarge43]

8. In the words of Captain Sulu, "Oh myyyy."

[onetexan]

9. LOL

[unitedwethrive]

10. Love it!!