Trump's 'Air Antifa' plane story is true (maybe). I know because I was there (maybe). (Satire)

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/rex-huppke/ct-trump-air-antifa-thugs-plane-kenosha-protesters-facebook-huppke-20200902-agt4vw66xrfxpih77fmvzfxt7q-story.html

Donald Trump has found an important new issue to address, and it’s purely a coincidence that it has nothing to do with the coronavirus pandemic, the 180,000 Americans who have died from COVID-19 or the country’s failure to contain the virus.

No, this is an issue of great import. It involves a plane. It involves thugs and anarchists and looters. And it involves people in the dark shadows.

In an interview with Laura Ingraham on Fox News this week, Trump explained that Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is being controlled by people “that you’ve never heard of. People that are in the dark shadows.”

He continued: “There are people that are on the streets. There are people that are controlling the streets. We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane, it was almost completely loaded with thugs wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms with gear and this and that. They’re on a plane. … But they came from a certain city, and this person was coming to the Republican National Convention.”

*snip*


This is a fun read.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. ROFL!

I asked the first one what he does, and he said: “I’m a looter. I just bought this $300 plane ticket so I could travel to wherever and steal $100 worth of clothes, which is something that definitely happens because it makes sense.”

The other guy nodded and said, “I’m an anarchist. And I’m hoping to destroy America while also collecting valuable mileage points for future travel.”

I kept silent for a moment, afraid they would beat me up or destroy my suburb. Then I asked: “So what are you all looking for?”

They both said: “Trouble.”

It’s the truth. I know it sounds far-fetched and like something a lunatic on Facebook would fabricate and use to stoke fear among people who lack critical thinking skills.

[Nevilledog]

2. Right? I didn't know where the story was going, then BAM....lol

[lapfog_1]

3. new oxymoron

organized anarchists

[Nevilledog]

4. Kick for the morning crowd