Joe Lockhart speaks for me.

[catbyte]

Link to tweet

Before i fall for the false outrage over @SpeakerPelosi i would like to know where and how all the bleached blondes @foxnews and the White House have managed to keep their hair from returning to it's natural color.

[Evolve Dammit]

1. Everybody has bleach in their house now. Just a dab will do ya? I'm dating myself...

[niyad]

2. Wrong hair care product! Lemon juice or hydrogen peroxide? Chamomile tea rinse?

[Evolve Dammit]

5. Shh! I was hoping they'd stick with bleach for that true platinum blond look...cures Covid too!

[niyad]

7. Darn!!! You are, of course, absolutely correct. I was not thinking there! Bleach, by all means,

bleach!

[KS Toronado]

3. Sounds like a "whataboutism", we don't need to play that game, there's larger fish to fry.

[catbyte]

4. Nope. Gotta nip The GOP Distraction of the Day in the bud, wherever it is.

[KS Toronado]

6. OK 10-4