Judge Orders Eric Trump to Court

[babylonsister]

https://politicalwire.com/2020/09/03/judge-orders-eric-trump-to-court/

Judge Orders Eric Trump to Court
September 3, 2020 at 4:25 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 29 Comments

“A New York judge has ordered lawyers for President Trump’s company and his son, Eric, to court later in September to explain why they should not be subject to subpoenas issued by the state’s attorney general’s office as part of an ongoing civil investigation,” CNBC reports.

[sfstaxprep]

1. LOL!!

Beers for everyone if he actually shows up!

[Thomas Hurt]

2. Well of course Your Honor! Divine Right of Kings, Deep State, Demon Semen, I don't wanna...

[SallyHemmings]

3. Because I don't want to

[Lock him up.]

16. This, and I'm white.

[crickets]

4. I hope the judge has a backup plan.

Just asking them to appear hasn't worked up to now.

[ashredux]

10. He has guys with badges, guns, and handcuffs.....

[jaxexpat]

11. Apparently some judges forget that when the accused is well heeled or highly placed........

or if the accused attorney's income is greater than theirs.

[Ford_Prefect]

25. This is a NYC Supreme Court Justice: Judge Arthur Engoron of state Supreme Court in Manhattan

Judge Engoron ain't about to play patty-cake with the Trump mafia. He did not offer an invitation. He gave them an order: One that Eric and his attornies will have to comply with. Engoron knows how to play hardball.

[gratuitous]

5. Eugh

Imagine having to sign an order requiring Eric Trump to show his ugly mug in your presence.

[CaptYossarian]

12. "What the hell is Gary Busey doing here?"

[CatWoman]

18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[NBachers]

23. Eric Trump Busey

[Kali]

27. !!!

[smirkymonkey]

33. *snort*

[CaptYossarian]

36. Tell Gary that Buddy Holly looked better.

[kysrsoze]

6. FFS - explain why they should not be subject?

Who cares. Skip that and get on with it, or jail.

[Thekaspervote]

7. Diaper change in the west wing!! Hurry!!

[lastlib]

8. Little Dumber Boy gonna squirm!

"Come," they told him, "Trrrump, you little bum..."

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[DenverJared]

9. The judge is going to rule at the hearing

to hold them in contempt if they don't produce the documents in 10 days.

[bucolic_frolic]

13. "Too busy working on the vote cheating program

and it's top secret"

[SheltieLover]

24. Yup

[MontanaMama]

14. Gummy Bro is gonna have a mad today.

You could tell he was feeling the pressure during the RNC because he was lashing out daily.

[SergeStorms]

15. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDY!

Eric's gums will start bleeding any minute now.

[CatWoman]

17. K; R

[Aristus]

19. His lawyer is probably going to duct-tape Eric's mouth shut.

Anything that dribbles out of the little pusbag's mouth without close monitoring by council is likely to be highly incriminating...

[TruckFump]

20. How appropriate!

And...no one has to look at his creepy teeth and gums!

[NNadir]

21. I would say it's a good idea to go after the dumb one, but given the low level of intelligence...

...of the entire family, it really doesn't matter, does it?

[japple]

22. "Dad...do I hafta go? They can't make me, can they? Don't I have some

kinda president's son immunity? Can't Bill Barr cover for me?"

[Ferrets are Cool]

26. Did he designate what year?

[Luz]

28. If we're lucky, he'll throw dad under the bus to save his

own ass. Maybe even ivanka and Jr for good measure.
I can't see him doing time without at least trying.

And how glorious that his own son is in so much legal trouble and Hunter Biden isn't.
Project much, trump?

[Tiger8]

30. Eric will use his smarts to cut a deal

It will go like this....

AG: Eric, we got you on X, Y and Z....but if you give up Don, Jr, we will let you off.

ERIC: No deal! Not gonna give up brother Donnie...unless you let me give up Ivanka too!

AG: (silence) but ahhh...

ERIC: Okay, I'll give you Don, Jr. Ivanka AND Daddy too.

AG: You mean you're gonna...

ERIC: Dad, Ivanka, Don, Jr. and myself...Final offer!!

AG: That's a good boy, Eric! Daddy will be so proud of you. Let's get your statement.

[Blue Owl]

29. Well that should throw a wrench into his gum-drop world

n/t

[BlueWavePsych]

31. a chip of the old block... head

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

32. y'all so funny up in here.

long time lurker.
i come for the news, but i stay for the DUzys

[smirkymonkey]

34. GUMS!

Poor Eric, I always knew he would be the first one they would throw under the bus.

[Arazi]

35. I'll believe it when I see it. The stall and delay tactic has been devastatingly effective