Things you never want to hear:

[Atticus]

From your neurosurgeon: "Is this the thingy to open the skull?"

From your mechanic: "Disc brakes---drum brakes---what's the difference, right?"

From your dentist: "Not sure this is the tooth that needs pulled, but---."

From your sushi chef: "I don't THINK this is from one of those deadly poisonous fish."

From your Attorney General: "I don't know if voting twice in the same election is illegal."

[Marie Marie]

1. He is an embarrassment.

[rsdsharp]

3. He's a crook.

[kag]

2. This one happened to me:

From the anesthesiologist in middle of giving you an epidural: "Oops."

[rsdsharp]

4. Six weeks ago in ICU a nurse completed

what she was doing (to me), held up the piece of equipment she had used, and asked another nurse, “How does this work?”

[Karadeniz]

5. ✔