Forget the ministrokes at this point

[Tommy_Carcetti]

After yesterday’s news I just want the Big One to come and finish the fucker off.

I’m beyond incensed. And I’m not even close to being military.

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. I'm a horrible person...

I've had "presidential aneurysm" on my wish list since January 2017. And "president-elect aneurysm" on my wish list since November 2016. I honestly think he may be the first person in my life I have ever actively wished dead. I'm not exaggerating. I didn't even wish that on my rapist if that tells you anything.

[volstork]

2. I don't think you are horrible at all.

I share your sentiments. He is an affront to everything that is good and decent, as well as being an existential threat to not only our nation, but the world.

What's not to loathe?

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

16. Thank you...

... far be it for me to speak for anyone but myself, but some of us needed to see a statement like yours.

[MyOwnPeace]

28. What I think is even more distressing...............

is that there is even ONE person, let alone millions, that actually LIKE the guy and support him. What kind of person could possibly do that? Is THAT someone that you would be comfortable with in handling YOUR future, your money, your medical situation, your family's safety?

[hot2na]

22. I've envsioned horrible deaths for trump

Like the ones where the villain gets in jJames Bond James Bond movies and such. Things like:

Falling in a tub of acid, eaten by crockodiles, falling into a volcano.

I guess I'm a horrible person also.

[Blue_playwright]

33. Sharks with laser beams... nt

[volstork]

38. On their frickin' heads???

[Dave Starsky]

34. I wish every day that he has a debilitating stroke.

A left-sided stroke that leaves him wheelchair bound and unable to speak, though he may be fuming and screaming inside.

I can think of no more fitting punishment for that bastard.

[RhodeIslandOne]

36. If he had one tomorrow, the creepy family....

....would prop him up and wheel him out and pretend nothing happened!!!

[JeaneRaye]

42. Debilitated, but not dead.

I have wished for Trump to have a massive stroke for a long time. Bad enough to debilitate him, but not to kill him. I want him perfectly aware of what is happening to him when he lands in prison.

[Dave Starsky]

46. Can you imagine, as much as he loves to talk...

Him screaming lies and racist screeds and "MAKE AMERICA GREAT!!!" inside, while all his little puckered anus mouth can do is drool and softly sputter "bbuuhh-buh-b-b...".

When my kids are scared and can't sleep, I tell them this story, and they drift off smiling into a peaceful slumber.

[shanti]

48. There's a stroke scene from Breaking Bad

That illustrates what I would like to happen, heh

[Solomon]

3. No no. Wait til he's voted out. Then the big one.

I don't want to have to go through flags at half mast and the bastard lying in state,etc. Fake grief and respect and all that. He doesn't deserve it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Let's hope that happens.

I just want President Carter’s health to hold on up through the next administration because I would hate for such a decent and honorable President be eulogized by someone who is anything but that.

[Chainfire]

6. Trump considers Carter to be a "loser."

It would not surprise me for Trump to ignore the passing of the most honorable and decent president in our history.

[Staph]

49. Of course, Trump think President Carter is a "loser".

President Carter chose to attend the Naval Academy, and then he chose a career in the Navy. What a loser!

[BKDem]

8. Yeah. No honorable funeral for Trump.

Like somebody said about Nixon during Watergate: He's a dead mouse on America's kitchen floor, and somebody needs to pick him up by the tail and put him in the trash.

[lagomorph777]

31. Chuck him into the ocean from a helicopter.

Like Bin Laden.

[RhodeIslandOne]

37. Shoot him and his family into the sun

Enjoy a real tan you assholes!

[magicarpet]

45. This is nice,...

No more Neon day-glo Orange pancake makeup needed for that fake Bermuda beach tan.

Take a one way rocket launched directly to the sun, don't forget to pack your blockers to the sun's ultraviolet and infrared rays.

Fry mother f*cker !

[lastlib]

12. I agree. Let him experience a crushing, humiliating, historic landslide....

...then let Satan have him back. I can assure one and all that my flag will not be at half-staff for that rat-basturd pile of shit. (BTW, "half-mast" is only done on ships at sea. Ships have masts--on land, we have staffs/staves.) There won't be any grief, fake or otherwise, or respect from this corner. But there WILL be an intense urge to urinate when I visit his grave.

[Chainfire]

5. Trump should be the easiest Republican to defeat in the election

We don't need any last minute changes with someone who may be sane and appear to be reasonable. We don't need any pity party for the Republicans. I believe that Trump's life is rather hellish, I wan't him out of power and suffering from defeat on top of his many other woes. I would like to see him have a long life, in a Federal prison.

[dreamland]

7. He can have the Margaret Thatcher send off

The huge party of folks singing "Ding ding the witch is..."

[Wicked Blue]

19. Ding dong, the bastard's gone nt

[idziak4ever1234]

9. If not a stroke at least....

Falling down a flight of stairs and showing up at the debate with a huge bruise on his face.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. The Death of Stalin

Hilarious movie, by the way:

https://m.

[thucythucy]

35. Not entirely historically accurate but even so a wonderful movie.

The movie compresses events that took place over a period of months into a single week, and places Molotov in Moscow the day Stalin died when he was already in exile. There are some other inaccuracies as well, but it's one of my all time favorite dark comedies.

Two of the stories as portrayed are actually LESS bizarre than the reality.

SPOILER ALERT: if you haven't seen the movie stop reading now.

The opening scene involving Moscow radio frantically recording the Mozart piano concerto was based on an actual incident. But, in real life, they had to go through three alternate conductors, since the first two they went to that night were too drunk to be able to conduct!

And Beria was even worse than as portrayed--horrible as he is in the film. There is now evidence that not only did he do all the things in the film--having millions of people imprisoned or shot, and routinely raping family of those imprisoned--but it now appears he was also a serial killer, personally cruising Moscow, picking up women and then raping and personally killing them. Decades after his death a number of skeletons were discovered buried in the basement when the mansion he lived in was renovated.

But all in all this is an incredible movie, with wonderful performances by the entire cast. I'll probably watch it again this weekend, just because of this post.

So thanks!

[jcgoldie]

10. That's too good for him

He needs to be soundly defeated and completely humiliated... realize that HE is the loser he detests so much... then well this would be me engaging in wishful thinking but JAIL... then ok the BIG ONe!

[tecelote]

11. I agree.

Straightjacket and/or behind bars.

He needs to suffer the loss.

[sheilahi]

13. What I'd LOVE to see

What if they gave a funeral and nobody came?

[vlyons]

14. I have fantasies about his fate.

Mostly I can't write about my fantasies without the Secret Service coming to pay me a visit. Suffice it to say that there is a big cauldron of molten lead with his name on it that awaits him in Hell. The Hell demons are holding debates over which regiment of them get first dibs at delivering his just rewards to him.

Let's just say that the Renaissance painter, Hieronymus Bosch, had the right idea.

[2naSalit]

24. +1

[ashredux]

15. I wish no one harm. But if he fell over today, I would not mourn

[marble falls]

18. The first thing Donnie remembers seeing ...

The rest of the week is gone.

[CaptYossarian]

20. Let's run the checklist:

* Has dementia

* Countless mini-strokes

* Eats crap food

* Inactive

* Easily agitated (Category 5 Tweet storms)

* Losing his ass in the polls

* All the other world leaders see what we see

* Probable syphilis

* Never wears a mask in YUGE crowds

(Anybody want in on a pool?)

[flibbitygiblets]

26. Raw-dogs porn stars, stares into the sun, takes hydroxychloroquine...

[CaptYossarian]

32. Thank you.

Owing money to the Russian mob isn't healthy either.

[seta1950]

21. EXACTLY

[dalton99a]

23. I want the traitor to live a long life

afflicted with the most painful, debilitating natural disease known to science, for which there is neither cure nor relief

[2naSalit]

27. And that he suffers such behind bars...

Along with constant mocking and jeering at his every complaint.

[crickets]

47. Being ignored? nt

[BigDemVoter]

25. I'm with you 1000%.

[Fritz Walter]

29. Patience, please!

In my book, true justice would mean, in this order:
1. Defeat -- clear and uneqivocable -- in November;
2. Removal from the grounds at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in January, by force if necessary;
3. Indictment and arrest;
4. Once in custody, then the apoplexy we've all been hoping for.
5. He remains conscious and aware, but paralyzed;
5. As an inmate, he would receive care -- and maybe exposure to numerous viruses -- at the corrections infirmary;
6. Interment of his remains in a cemetary that is not part of the US National Cemetary System but is open to the public, where I can park a food truck at the gate, selling asparagus, beer and watermelon. Directions to the gravesite would be free.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

40. Sounds good to me. nt

[Le Roi de Pot]

41. +1000000

Death will be too easy an out for the bloody bastard

[vlyons]

30. in Tibetan Buddhism, there are 18 Hells

Some are freezing hells, and some are burning hells. Most certainly, we believe that when we die, the only thing that we take with us is our mind. It's why I'm careful about not cultivating anger and hatred. Anger and hatred are what hell is all about.

https://www.rigpawiki.org/index.php?title=Eighteen_hells

[George II]

39. When I read "ministrokes" I thought he set up another date with Stormy Daniels.

[iscooterliberally]

43. I would like for him to live long enough to die in prison, but I can accept your idea too. n/t

[MontanaMama]

44. We cannot forget

that he was this awful before the alleged mini strokes. I am not going to his current health situation excuse what a shit head he is. He was a traitor to this country before he went to Walter Reed.