Unhinged And Sweating, Peepaw Goes Off On A Tangent About Fast Food Eating Utensils

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TRUMP: "They want to ban straws. Has anybody ever tried those paper straws? They are not working too good. Right? I said, I have had a couple meals at McDonald's, etc, over the years. Wendy's. A friend of mine owns Wendy's, I will give it a plug. Right? Burger King."


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[tanyev]

1. Ooh, I was hoping for spork. Maybe next time.

[PJMcK]

2. Trump is such an idiot (n/t)

[nature-lover]

3. I guess he thinks that by mentioning common objects that he becomes relatable??? Fail.

[PCIntern]

4. This asshole requires a butt plug.

[riversedge]

5. trump complaining about paper straws. That is his brain level.

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. "And how about that single-ply toilet paper, huh? Amirite?"

A bad open-mike-night performer with an audience that's afraid to walk out.

[True Blue American]

7. If that friend is Dave

He is dead.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. "Dave's not here, man." (Cheech and Chong, ca. several years ago.) nt

[True Blue American]

9. :)

[FakeNoose]

10. He's still doing the reality show about the stand-up comedian president

... but his material is getting old. Time to cancel this series.

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. I like this line

" I have had a couple meals at McDonald's, etc, over the years."

How about several times a day since he was elected?

[Native]

12. He's likely talking about the few times he's ordered on the go, when his food wasn't brought to him

on a silver serving tray. Ugh.

[Initech]

13. Really? With all the shit going on in the world right now, he's concerned about fucking straws?