Bwahahaha! "He just made up his alibi." - John Aravosis

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[malaise]

1. Stark raving

MAD!

[MerryBlooms]

4. recaroni!

[Zoonart]

11. Effing Liar!

Never stops. If his lips are moving he's lying.

[malaise]

12. That too

[niyad]

41. and if his fingers are moving.

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[Zoonart]

45. You are, of course right, Niyad.

[Soph0571]

16. The lying mans lying things just lied again

He is so fucking predictable

[Laelth]

2. Lame. He just sank his lying defense. n/t

-Laelth

[onethatcares]

3. when you tell one lie

you have to tell ten more to cover it up. He's on number 205 about this one.

[IcyPeas]

6. true, but he gets away with them.

[MerryBlooms]

8. omg, at least! Wait 'til his shitshow starts- he'll send the fact checkers into comas.

[Blue Owl]

5. Phone it in, Fuckstick

[MerryBlooms]

9. !

[BKDem]

7. It's an easy mistake.

Lying, I mean.

[onethatcares]

14. yeah, it goes something like this

Mommy, I'm in France if you haven't noticed. They want me to get on a heliocopter to go to some place that I cannot even pronounce the name of so it's a fake news thing. Not only that, it's raining Mommy, my hair, that I spent all night on will be ruined, absolutely ruined as many many many are saying. Mommy, What should I do?

[Ahpook]

54. Wonder if he sleeps with his head propped up

on his hand and elbow to not screw the do?

Surprised that thing hasn't jumped off his head and ran away.

[coti]

15. Well, sure, when your wife hates being with you, it's easy to think you left her

on another continent.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

10. It's an understandable mistake

given the amount of gray matter he must have burned up memorizing person, woman, man, camera, tv. That left a mark.

[fierywoman]

13. Or was it the Melania clone? Isn't that the appearance where she wore sunglasses, to

everyone's disgust?

[Wounded Bear]

19. I think Melbot 2.0 was out for repair at that time...

[soldierant]

42. That was my thought too!

The clone was in France but he phoned the real one ...

Let's see him try to prove his alibi THAT way!

[fierywoman]

50. Or to prove the non-existance of the clone!

[soldierant]

69. Exactly - it's a catch.

If he proves the non-existence of the close, he proves himself a liar (I know, no big deal, but ....)

If he proves himself truthful (for once), he proves the existence of the clone.

I can't call it a Catch-22, it's not "the best." But it is a catch.

[FailureToCommunicate]

17. What's the quote about not having to remember

as much if you just TELL THE F’ING TRUTH in the first place?!?

Trump is the biggest loser. Ever.

[smirkymonkey]

31. That's the problem with him.

He's way too stupid to be a good liar and keeps outing himself with his own inconsistencies. It's kind of hilarious to watch him shoot himself in the foot all the time. I just wish there would be some actual consequences.

[Wounded Bear]

18. You can't make this shit up, but Trump can...

[intrepidity]

20. He was thinking of Ivanka

You know, he often mixes them up

[KatyaR]

21. D-g damn, can't his handlers deal with him?

What am I saying? Of course they can't. He won't listen to anybody but his ridiculous daughter.

If I were a WH staffer right now, I'd be wearing a straitjacket and headed for lockup....

[AllaN01Bear]

22. pox. trump.

[Kid Berwyn]

23. Wow!

That’s a stupid thing to do, even for Drumpf. The lie is all he knows: whatever he has to say to get away with accountability. His lie only served to divert consideration of the needless deaths of thousands, if not millions, of Americans, his untold treasonable actions for Putin, and unnumbered violations of the Constitution.

He needs to be locked up.

[Kaleva]

24. Ivanka was back in Washington D.C. at the time.

[George II]

25. Unbelievable - he can't even keep his lies straight anymore.

[Tanuki]

26. Says he told Melania, back at home, "I came here to go to that ceremony...I feel terribly"

🙊 🙉 🙈

😂


https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/04/politics/trump-france-memorial-cemetery-visit-fact-check/index.html

[Nevilledog]

28. Except, you know, she was fucking there with him. In photos the following day with Putin.

[Tanuki]

34. Yep, and as it mentions in the article that I linked to,

"That evening, Trump and Melania went to a dinner together hosted by French President Emmanuel Macron.
... .
When the decision was made to cancel the visit to the Aisne-Marne cemetery, no aides cautioned Trump that it would play poorly, which he later blamed on Gen. John Kelly and one of Kelly's top aides Zach Fuentes. One person familiar with the postmortem discussions said Trump accused them of "f*cking him" by not predicting the inevitable fallout.
......
Kelly later replaced Trump on the visit to the cemetery.

Instead of the visit, Trump spent hours on that Saturday afternoon holed up watching television inside the US ambassador's residence, people familiar with the situation said."

[Nevilledog]

36. Yup.

[Skraxx]

27. Keep Digging Shitstain! LOL!

[mnmoderatedem]

70. clean through to China

he will have to decide on whether he wants to compliment or degrade China once he gets there.

[Solly Mack]

29. Trip so memorable and meaningful that he forgot. lolololololol

[BigDemVoter]

30. He is a stupid, predictable piece of lying shit.

[Efilroft Sul]

32. He makes up more shit than the combined output of every American's lower colon.

[Baitball Blogger]

33. He's melting into the background.

[Takket]

35. the amazing thing about all the law breaking and lies is.........

how BAD he is at it. you would think with how awful he is at it everyone would know he's a con man but...... geez. I mean, how hard would it to be to say "hmmm, well melania was with me so i'll say i called Jared". Is that difficult???????

Maybe he doesn't remember her being there, and thinks he called her........ another symptom of his dementia???????

[PatrickforO]

37. LOL, this is what happens when every other word is a lie.

You forget what you've said to whom about what and when.

What's that Sir Walter Scott said?

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!

[Hekate]

38. It would be pathetic if it weren't so dangerous.

[barbtries]

39. jeez

he's so transparent. how many people are still enthralled by this monster? I guarantee that this will be a bridge too far for many.

Link to tweet

It’s 2:45 am and the retired Marine who lives behind me just took his Trump sign down, walked it to the street and threw it in the garbage.


i cannot imagine that he's the only one.

[nilram]

40. To be fair, she was staying in a separate room.

[snort]

43. He just confused her with the coffee chick.

Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket.

[paleotn]

44. The more desperate he becomes...

the more ridiculous his lies. We're in for some serious doozies in the coming days and weeks.

[BootinUp]

53. no shit... lol

[Lucinda]

46. ❤️ ✿❧🌿❧✿ ❤️

[struggle4progress]

47. "Oh, you're here in Paris. I really thought you were back in DC. I just left you a message"

The course of true love never did run smooth

[DanieRains]

48. Busted Lying Again

For the love of God Trump, just stop. Go away.

[EarnestPutz]

49. No great surprise that he may have forgotten that she was with him.

[Nevilledog]

51. Yet remember a call to her and the conversation that never happened. That checks out.

[dchill]

52. We are witnessing the birth of a truth.

The honor is ours.

[NoRoadUntravelled]

55. Lies roll off his tongue easier than.....

I can't think of anything. I've got writers block and I'm not even a writer. LOL

[OldManTarHeel]

56. His Mind is GONE

He likely has trouble even remembering what he had for lunch 20 minutes later . . wut a sad f*ck he is.

[Cha]

57. Braawahahaha.. The Gaslighting Birther who said trump

was for the People at the rnc is trump's Fucking Alibi.

Uh NO.

[Generic Brad]

58. Now the imposter Melania rumor has legs!

[wryter2000]

59. Be fair

They must have separate bedrooms, so he might have called her on the hotel phone.

[SergeStorms]

60. "Oh what a tangled web we weave...

When first we practice to deceive". - Sir Walter Scott

[LiberalLovinLug]

61. Is there any amount of lying his base will not accept?

It does not seem like it.

Trump has successfully turned American politics into a new reality TV show. Where you root for one you want to see "outwit", "outlast", and "outplay" your opponents. Any means necessary. Like some of the Survivor winners are assholes, and are rewarded for using that ability to lie to those who thought they were allies, throw them under the bus. The very first winner was a douche.

Now there are fans that definitely do not want the asshole to win Survivor, and reward that behaviour. But enough of them grudgingly admire them as does the jury, by their sustained duplicity regardless. These are Trump's base. They don't care how rotten Trump is, its about beating the Lib tribe.

[hot2na]

62. He's such an A$$!

[C Moon]

63. Wasn't that in 2018?

[Heartstrings]

64. Liars gonna lie.....nt

[Nitram]

65. A toxic personality pathology and dementia with the nuclear launch codes in tow.

What could go wrong?

[SledDriver]

66. Your mean Trump lied???

Shut the front door!

[LudwigPastorius]

67. God, am I tired of looking at that lying, orange, fat fuck's face.

Shut up, you pathetic, sniveling, ball-less, weasel!

[yuiyoshida]

68. He can't even tell a decent lie any more... now he has that

hand caught in the cookie jar look. He knows he has fucked up. Good.