The MAGAts I'm Seeing Have A New Conspiracy

[ChoppinBroccoli]

I'm seeing a recurring theme among MAGAts on Twitter. Their new conspiracy theory is that they suspect in the next few weeks, Biden will announce he has the TrumpVirus, and that he'll have to "disappear" to fight it, he'll miss all the debates, and then after the last debate, he'll pop back up saying he's fine again. Apparently they think Biden is scared to take on the "master debater" that is Trump. I find the idea absurd to the point of being laughable. I saw Biden take apart Palin and Ryan (probably not the most skilled of opponents, but he did it). He's not afraid of Trump one bit.

They also think there's a grand plan in place for Biden to turn the Presidency over to Kamala Harris the day after the inauguration, because he's just too weak and infirm and feeble-minded to do anything other than sit in a chair and drool, or something to that effect. They're still clinging desperately to the notion that Joe's mind is gone. They're in for quite a surprise when the dementia-addled, feeble old man takes apart their hero piece by piece in all 3 debates. Of course, I'm sure their response will be something like, "He was wearing an earpiece and he was being fed the answers!" You watch. Write it down. I guarantee it will be something like this.

[tblue37]

1. They probably have never seen any of Biden's speeches, debates, or interviews. They live in

an information bubble. The same way most of us hit mute or change channels rather than watch Trump speak, they avoid being exposed to Biden speaking. All they ever see of him would be the carefully selected (and sometimes doctored) bits and clips on FOX or in Republican ads.

They probably really do think Biden is physically and mentally feeble. They can't wait to see him fall apart in the debates.

Boy, are they in for a surprise!

[PatSeg]

8. Yes, that is probably true

Their vision of Biden would be the one created by Trump and right-wing media. They most likely know very little about Biden or his long career in government. They aren't actual political junkies, they are cult followers with limited education.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I can't wait to see and hear how dismayed they are!

They have no idea what's about to hit them!

[Luz]

9. They could be hit with a 2x4 and will still declare trump

the winner, even before the debates start. Nothing will shake their concrete support of him. Nothing.

[marybourg]

3. Good. Let them focus their little brains on this.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Biden was a Senator.

He knows how to debate and mop the floor with Trump at the same time.

[NBachers]

5. These are the people who think cop cars are speeding with sirens blasting to arrest Hillary & Obama.

[IngridsLittleAngel]

6. "Master debater" that is Trump?

No, MAGAts. That's masturbator. Trump is a masturbator, not a "master debater".

Geez. These people can't spell worth a shit, can they?

[Historic NY]

7. Master disaster....Biden won't let trump come breathing down his neck either

[ChoppinBroccoli]

10. Oh, And They All Believe Biden Will Step Down By Election Day

Many of them even insisted that by the time the election rolls around, Biden won't even be on the ballot. Sounds like wishful thinking to me. They're PRAYING they don't have to face him because they see the writing on the wall.